On Sunday, April 16, 2000 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Clod wrote:   
   > Hi folks,   
   >   A friend of mine wanted me to find the lyrics to "Ugly Girl."  Does anyone   
   > know where I could find this?   
   >   Thanks very much!   
   >            -Clod Hopper   
      
   Always marry an ugly             that's the only kind   
   she'll never ever leave you      and if she does you wont mind   
      
   one day an ugly girl was born    her Pap took it on the chin   
   he looked her in the face and turned her around said good heavens we have twins   
      
   always marry an ugly girl        that's the only kind   
   she'll never ever leave you      and if she does you wont mind   
      
   My uncle married an ugly girl    the family got uptight   
   gave them a formal wedding       painted the shotgun white   
      
   always marry an ugly girl        that's the only kind   
   she'll never ever leave you      and if she does you wont mind   
      
   My cousin maried an ugly girl    she drank from a special cup   
   she had a great big upper lip    but the bottom lip covered it up   
      
   always marry an ugly girl        that's the only kind   
   she'll never ever leave you      and if she does you wont mind   
      
   My brother married an ugly girl  he thought he had it made   
   every night when she undressed   the neighbors pulled their shades   
      
   always marry an ugly girl        that's the only kind   
   she'll never ever leave you      and if she does you wont mind   
      
   when you make love to an ugly girl     she'll never let you quit   
   because she thinks it is the last      she's ever gonna get   
      
   always marry an ugly girl         that's the only kind   
   she'll never ever leave you       and if she does you wont mind   
   she'll never ever leave you       and if she does you wont mind.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)