XPost: alt.fan.art-bell, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: idontreply@toemail.com
pilgrim wrote:
> On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 19:25:26 -0600, "AM" wrote:
>
> >"AM" wrote in message news:...
> >> "AM" wrote in message news:...
> >>> "AM" wrote in message
> >>> news:10mt6elduqd2833@corp.supernews.com...
> >>>> "Ruxoid" wrote in message
> >>>> news:20041014111121.09558.00001408@mb-m26.aol.com...
> >>>>> >Subject: Dum-Dums For Dubya
> >>>>>>From: "AM" AM2001@charter.net
> >>>>>>Date: 10/14/2004 8:44 AM US Mountain Standard Time
> >>>>>>Message-id: <10mt46k268fcd11@corp.supernews.com>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>He's Not Just Good - - - He's Pig-Fuckin' Good!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>AM
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I understand the Dumb Dumb part and the Pig Fuckin' seems to fit as
> >>>>> well, but what's with the "Good?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "J R"
> >>>>
> >>>> Many Rural-Americans consider the genitalia of swine to be a delicacy.
> >>>>
> >>>> AM
> >>>
> >>> Many of you, no doubt, found this to be an outrageous statement and
> >>> leaped to bellow the obligatory denial:
> >>>
> >>> "Dew fuckin' knot!"
> >>>
> >>> I will demonstrate, however, that this premise is not far-fetched in the
> >>> slightest.
> >>>
> >>> While I, personally, have never stooped to eat the balls of a bull, there
> >>> are many Rural-Americans in my region who not only savor the flavor of
> >>> the testicles of yearling bulls, but spend most of their time actually
> >>> bragging about how many they've eaten. It is "butt" a most slippery
> >>> slope between the balls of bulls and the genitalia, in general, of swine.
> >>> If one is going to eat the private parts of various barnyard
> >>> animals - - - where is one to draw the line? Is there an eat "butt"
> >>> don't tell Code of Honor among these primitive people? Would we
> >>> expect them to be honest about doing so when we have observed, only
> >>> this week, the heartbreaking shame and humiliation the elder Cheneys
> >>> apparently feel toward their own daughter, who, it may be said in her
> >>> defense - - - at least as far as we know - - - confines her own dietary
> >>> proclivities to members of her own species (and gender)?
> >>>
> >>> Remember, these are the same people who will protest fetal tissue
> >>> research - - - while blithely scramblin' up a big mess of eggs with their
> >>> pork by-products for breakfast.
> >>>
> >>> The question is not whether Rural-Americans actually eat the genitalia of
> >>> barnyard animals, but rather whether they admit to the full sordid extent
> >>> of this extraordinary practice.
> >>>
> >>> So, do they eat pig dicks and just not admit it, or is this yet another
> >>> in a veritable litany of examples of their now legendary
> >>> narrowmindedness?
> >>>
> >>> AM
> >>
> >> If the president had a bluegrass band, it would probably be called "The
> >> Pork Belly Future," or maybe just "The Pigfuckers." Imagine their first
> >> big hit, "Dawg Shit."
> >>
> >> I hear the Republicans are attempting to bribe the electorate again.
> >> First, it was promises of tax cuts for the ultra-rich, now they're raising
> >> Social Security (by 2%) - - - two weeks before the election, apparently
> >> hoping to get enough of a bounce among Alzheimer victims and others
> >> too senile to see through this cheap trick to bring this "bad boy" home.
> >>
> >> I believe the American people are entitled to full disclosure on this
> >> matter of which of the candidates to lead the Free World, their running
> >> mates, wives, or immediate families - - - have ever eaten the genitalia of
> >> common barnyard animals!
> >>
> >> I think we all know what the answer would be.
> >>
> >> AM
> >
> >Well, I know I sure would want to know if *I* had a Vice-President poppin'
> >pig balls - - - or some such thing - - - back in some closet somewhere . . .
> >
> >AM
>
> When they eat these pig dicks are the pigs alive or dead? Grinning?
>
> Speaking of sexual practices and barnyard animals I am reminded that
> one big disadvantage to fucking cows is that you have to get down and
> run around if you want to kiss them. This simple reality extracts a
> terrible toll during cold weather.
>
> pilgrim
Try:
http://johnkerryads.websiteanimal.com/
John Kerry's initial reaction to 9/11:
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/8/6/92357.shtml
M. Clark
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