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   From: bill.walker2@verizon.net   
      
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   > Keith Schiffner wrote:   
   > > "The Gist"  wrote in   
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   > > news:6_Y2e.17$El4.7@fe48.usenetserver.com...   
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   > > Ranching isn't easy or well paying work...you lazy   
   > > bum.   
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   > So how do you have energy to read and post on the net?   
      
   That's easy... Ol' Keith is a natural.. He's been a variety of things.. Army   
   Riot Control Specialist.. with the Military Police and a graduate of the   
   Riot Control of Special Forces or something, like that.. He's been an Army   
   Medic and has singlhandedly saved the lives of many.. He's currently   
   becoming accomplished at being the most daring and skillful motorcycle rider   
   to straddle a bike..   
      
   Keith has raced motorcycles .. stunted on motorcycles and traveled long   
   distances on motorcycles for record breaking achievements.. hmmm.. His   
   motorcycle of choice is an almost antique Honda Goldwing.. '76 or '77 model   
   .. or something like that.. Keith has always been most mindful of the tires   
   and has saved temendous amounts of money by purchasing used tires, without   
   paying for the installation charges from the dealer..   
      
   During the past couple of weeks, Keith has graciously informed usenet of his   
   ranching and animal husbandry expertise.. He even shared with usenet, his   
   record breaking performance of castrating 5 million swine and bulls..   
      
   In spite of his obvious handicapped condition which is being treated at some   
   remote Veterans Administration Hospital facility.. these accomplishments are   
   amazing..   
      
   Regardless of my personal thoughts and ideas on all these record breaking   
   achievements by Keith, one must admit that it is admirable for him to spend   
   so much time addressing his dedicated readers on usenet..   
      
   That being said, I'm convinced that when the first astronaut appears on   
   usenet, Keith will immmediately share with usenet about his achievement of   
   participating in the first moonwalk..Meantime.. Keith will continue to   
   contribute a provide his readers with constant marveling achievements..   
   Regards..   
      
   Bill Walker   
   Irving, Tx.   
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   > Oh yeah! You're El Patron.   
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)