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   David Dalton to All   
   Re: Joni Mitchell 4th orientation   
   11 Mar 19 21:58:07   
   
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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Mar 9, 2019, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.223392B7013E0C06700009E7D2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > If my matchmaking sensitivity is finally working,   
   > Joni Mitchell is 4th orientation female (compatible   
   > only with males who are bisexual by nature,   
      
   e.g. Tom Waits and/or Bill Clinton   
      
   > i.e. males who are attracted to both genders,   
   > not gays who are pretending to be bi, and not   
   > purestraight men or 4th orientation men).   
      
   Since I mentioned Bill above I now have to suggest at least   
   one possible match for Hillary. She is purestraight and would   
   be compatible with Prince Andrew but he is in a fully   
   compatible relationship. Another possibility is Garth   
   Brooks and I divine by perineum click divination that   
   he is not in a relationship, but such divination has been   
   unreliable for me and I can’t be bothered to do a web   
   search right now to see is he is involved and if so if his   
   partner is purestraight or not.   
      
   If any of my local friends are reading, Dianna Erbland is   
   purestraight and compatible with e.g. either Sandy Morris   
   or Clyde Rose.   
      
   If this is working I don’t know if it will continue to work   
   beyond first quarter moon but I hope so.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
   http://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “This could be the final breath/This is life and death   
   This is hard rock and water." (Ron Hynes--Final Breath)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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