XPost: alt.music.s-mclachlan, alt.religion.druid, alt.love   
   XPost: alt.romance, alt.music.alternative.female   
   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   Happy Valentine’s Day to my old lock, Sarah McLachlan,   
   though I still haven’t gotten that labradorite bracelet for you.   
      
   Maybe she doesn’t believe that we have an old lock, which   
   means she can’t get (and is not attracted to) any other   
   straight-type-2-M and I can’t get any other bif (woman   
   attracted to both genders, not necessarily having sex   
   with both genders) without permission from her conveyed   
   to me or the other bif or both.   
      
   As a test, before the night of May 13, 1995, when our   
   old lock formed (after significant eye contact a few   
   weeks after significant touch, which if they had   
   occurred at the same time might have resulted in   
   her capturing her leprechaun and pot of Au), she would   
   have been attracted to (other straight-type-2-Ms)   
   Chris Isaak, Jack Nicholson, Damian Marley,   
   Jim Carrey, Ron Howard, and Kevin Costner,   
   plus Leonardo Dicaprio and Josh Groban if they   
   were old enough, but not since then. Other   
   bifs who are reading should be attracted to them.   
      
   However our old lock may be rendered incomplete   
   as early as tonight (early on Valentine’s Day here).   
   Even if that is true, I hope she chooses me, but   
   I can’t wait forever. (I guess I am hoping that her   
   song Reminds Me is a fantasy.)   
      
   But probably she has given up reading me.   
      
   a D.   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “I gave my love a golden feather; I gave my love a heart of stone; When you   
   find a golden feather it means you’ll never lose your way back home”(RR)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)