XPost: alt.music.s-mclachlan, alt.religion.druid, alt.love   
   XPost: alt.romance, alt.music.alternative.female   
   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Feb 14, 2026, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.2F4031280572B5A030B5D238F@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > Happy Valentine’s Day to my old lock, Sarah McLachlan,   
   > though I still haven’t gotten that labradorite bracelet for you.   
   >   
   > Maybe she doesn’t believe that we have an old lock, which   
   > means she can’t get (and is not attracted to) any other   
   > straight-type-2-M and I can’t get any other bif (woman   
   > attracted to both genders, not necessarily having sex   
   > with both genders) without permission from her conveyed   
   > to me or the other bif or both.   
   >   
   > As a test, before the night of May 13, 1995, when our   
   > old lock formed (after significant eye contact a few   
   > weeks after significant touch, which if they had   
   > occurred at the same time might have resulted in   
   > her capturing her leprechaun and pot of Au), she would   
   > have been attracted to (other straight-type-2-Ms)   
   > Chris Isaak, Jack Nicholson, Damian Marley,   
   > Jim Carrey, Ron Howard, and Kevin Costner,   
   > plus Leonardo Dicaprio and Josh Groban if they   
   > were old enough, but not since then. Other   
   > bifs who are reading should be attracted to them.   
   >   
   > However our old lock may be rendered incomplete   
   > as early as tonight (early on Valentine’s Day here).   
   > Even if that is true, I hope she chooses me, but   
   > I can’t wait forever. (I guess I am hoping that her   
   > song Reminds Me is a fantasy.)   
   >   
   > But probably she has given up reading me.   
   >   
   > a D.   
      
   Our old lock wasn’t rendered incomplete last night but   
   perhaps it will this evening or February 17.   
      
   Again, one good bif match for Jack Nicholson is Judi Dench.   
      
   Bruno Mars is also straight-type-2-M (male compatible,   
   orgasmic up close, only with bifs, women attracted   
   to both genders).   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   “I gave my love a golden feather; I gave my love a heart of stone; When you   
   find a golden feather it means you’ll never lose your way back home”(RR)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)