On Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, Brett Davenport wrote:   
   > Please help!   
   >   
   >    
   >   
   > There is a long poem that i'd heard recited many years ago as a toast   
   > - but i can't remember anything but the very start and the very end.   
   >   
   > (starting with)   
   >   
   > "Here's to the hole that never heals, the more you stroke it, the   
   > better it feels..."   
   >   
   > (and ending with)   
   >   
   > "Gentlemen, to the Queen!"   
   >   
   > Can anyone help?   
   >   
   > 	Brett   
      
   and all the soap this side of hell   
   Will never remove that fishy smell.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)