From: stortfordbrian@gmail.com   
      
   May I please add my folk pub version, just finished today. I’m very pleased   
   with it and hope you like it. There are as many versions as song writers.   
      
     Oh Dear, What can the Matter be   
      
   Chorus:   
     Oh dear what can the matter be   
     Three old ladies locked in a lavatory   
     They’ve been there from Monday to Saturday   
     Nobody knew they were there   
      
   Verses:   
     The first old maid was Judy O’Flanagan   
     Known for causing many a shenanigan   
     When she sat down she got stuck in the pan again   
     Everyone left her stuck there   
      
     The second old maid was Shirley St. Clair   
     She only popped in to brush her long hair   
     Got comfy on her derrière   
     And fell asleep in the chair   
      
     The third old maid was Gwendoline Carter   
     She was known as a really good farter   
     She let one go and it blew off her garter   
     And shattered the lock on her door   
      
   Brian S Farley 2021   
   Herts, England   
      
   On Thursday, October 1, 2020 at 8:01:11 PM UTC+1, Jon Gold wrote:   
   > PART #1 Side A    
   > https://archive.org/details/78_16-old-ladies-locked-in-the-lav   
   tory_herbi-hardt-and-his-jesters_gbia0000266a    
   > PART #2 Side B    
   > https://archive.org/details/78_16-old-ladies-locked-in-the-lav   
   tory_herbi-hardt-and-his-jesters_gbia0000266b   
      
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