From: smmbda@gmail.com   
      
   On Tuesday, April 24, 2018 at 4:11:43 AM UTC-3, she...@gmail.com wrote:   
   > Three Old Ladies   
   > Oh, dear, what can the matter be   
   > Three old ladies locked in the lavatory   
   > They were there from Monday to Saturday    
   > Nobody knew they were there    
   >    
   > The first one's name was Elizabeth Porter    
   > She went in to be rid of some overdue water    
   > And she stayed there far more than she ought to   
   > And nobody knew she was there.   
   > CHORUS    
   >    
   > The second one's name was Elizabeth Pomphrey    
   > She went in and made herself comfy    
   > Then she said: "Girls, I can't get my bum free."   
   > And nobody knew she was there   
   > CHORUS    
   >    
   > The last one's name was Elizabeth Carter    
   > She was known as a world renowned farter    
   > She went in and played a sonata   
   > And nobody knew she was there.   
   > CHORUS   
      
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