On Thursday, 13 September 2001 09:20:25 UTC+1, Graham Wood  wrote:   
   > Does anyone know the words to "Jesus Christ I'm nearly forty" by Billy   
   > Connolly or know where I can get them?  It is on the LP A Change is as   
   > Good as Arrest but although I have the LP I no longer have a turntable   
   > to play it on.  It's to the tune of What a Friend we Have in Jesus and   
   > starts off:   
   >   
   > "Jesus Christ, I'm nearly forty   
   > My pubic hair is going gray   
   > I can't cut the mustard like I used to   
   > I think it's downhill all the way"   
   >   
   > Thanks for any hints.   
   >   
   > Graham Wood   
      
   this is all i can remember, and i dont remember where it fits in   
      
   if you see me on the buses   
   please don't offer me your seat   
   while you are crunching on those apples   
   i'll be sucking boiled sweets   
      
   Do you remember another song   
   about Glasgow   
   "and Granny drove a tram"   
   is all i remember   
   It came at the end of an LP record was very short song   
      
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