I remember learning this rhyme at a church camp in NE Ohio. I think it started   
   like this. My date and i were on our way to a party when we got a flat tire.   
   We pulled over and she jacked and I pumped. She pumped, I jacked, then we   
   changed the tire. Once    
   we got to the party everyone was jumping for Joy. Joy was the hooker on the   
   ceiling. Then the part about Mary/merry was next. I can't remember anything   
   after that.    
      
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