I remember the song vividly but don't know if I can find a recording. But they   
   used to play it on the zoo affiliates.   
      
   Dan is the vice president,   
   He's a dork!   
   Think about elections; wonder why he won it now.   
   Dan doesn't do any work.   
   He plays golf.   
      
   His wife, has got   
   The hairdo from Hell   
   She says Dan is smart,   
   But no one can tell.   
   (Repeat chorus above)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)