I always knew it as:   
      
   There once was a  big nose king   
   with a big nose king   
   who fell in love with a dusky maid   
   and every night,   
   in the pale moonlight,   
   across the lake he came.   
   He hugged and kissed his pretty little miss,   
   under the bamboo tree,   
   And every night in the pale moonlight,   
   it sounded like this to me:   
      
   Boom boom, (kiss) (kiss) boom boom, (kiss) (kiss),   
   under the bamboo tree,   
   boom boom, (kiss) (kiss) boom boom, (kiss) (kiss)   
   under the bamboo tree.   
      
   If you'll be M-I-N-E mine,   
   I'll be T-H-I-N-E thine,   
   and I will L-O-V-E love you,   
   all the T-I-M-E time,   
   you are the B-E-S-T best,   
   of all the R-E-S-T rest, and I will L-O-V-E love you,   
   all the T-I-M-E time.   
      
   It then repeats 3 or so more times, getting faster each time. But, that is   
   just the version I was raised with, and is obviously much different from   
   others.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)