Three Old Ladies   
      
        Oh, dear, what can the matter be   
        Three old ladies locked in the lavatory   
        They were there from Monday to Saturday   
        Nobody knew they were there   
      
   The first one's name was Elizabeth Porter   
   She went in to be rid of some overdue water   
   And she stayed there far more than she ought to   
   And nobody knew she was there.   
      
        CHORUS   
      
   The second one's name was Elizabeth Pomphrey   
   She went in and made herself comfy   
   Then she said: "Girls, I can't get my bum free."   
   And nobody knew she was there   
      
        CHORUS   
      
   The last one's name was Elizabeth Carter   
   She was known as a world renowned farter   
   She went in and played a sonata   
   And nobody knew she was there.   
      
        CHORUS   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)