From: drsteerforth@yahoo.com   
      
   On Sat, 23 Jun 2018 11:28:36 -0700 (PDT), rlaux49@gmail.com wrote:   
      
   >lady??????????  "The first to come in was old Mrs. Flynn-------------?   
      
   Google is your friend.   
      
   "Seven Old Ladies"   
      
   The first to go in was old Mrs. Flynn,   
   She prided herself on being so thin,   
   But when she sat down, she fell right in,   
   And nobody knew she was there.   
      
   The next to go in was old Mrs. Humphrey,   
   When she sat down, she got cozy and comfy,   
   But when she stood up she couldn't get her bum free,   
   And nobody knew she was there.   
      
   The next to go in was old Mrs. Brewstter,   
   Who I couldn't see as good as she used to,   
   When she sat down, she swore somebody goosed her,   
   And nobody knew she was there.   
      
   The next to go in was old Mrs. Fender   
   who went in to fix a broken suspender,   
   It snapped and injured her feminine gender   
   And nobody knew she was there.   
      
   The next to go in was old Mrs. Draper   
   Who couldn't find the toilet paper,   
   All she could find was a rust paint scraper,   
   And nobody knew she was there.   
      
   The next to go in was old Mrs. Murray,   
   who had to go in a hell of a hurry,   
   When she got there, there was no need to worry,   
   And nobody knew she was there.   
      
   The last to go in was old Mrs. Mason   
   There wasn't a place, so she went in the basin,   
   And that's the one that I washed my face in,   
   And nobody knew she was there.   
      
   http://www.horntip.com/mp3/2000s/2000_gross_songs__peter_pan_pix   
   e_players_(CD)/28_seven_old_ladies.htm   
      
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