From: bedwarmer@gmail.com   
      
   On Thu, 1 Feb 2018 03:02:37 -0800 (PST), litewave   
    wrote:   
      
   >On Thursday, February 1, 2018 at 4:13:35 AM UTC+1, Bed Warmer wrote:   
   >   
   >> "I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and   
   >> that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.   
   >>   
   >> "God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle aged male, a stern fellow,   
   >> patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and   
   >> regulations. He holds men accountable for their actions. He has little   
   >> apparent concern for the material well being of the disadvantaged. He   
   >> is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on   
   >> literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is   
   >> unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country   
   >> club.   
   >>   
   >> "Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's   
   >> always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty   
   >> and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives   
   >> everyone everything they want without the thought of quid pro quo. He   
   >> works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor.   
   >> Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no   
   >> such thing as Santa Claus." -- P.J. O'Rourke   
   >   
   >lol nice   
      
   As a political humorist, PJ is without peer. One of the few   
   libertarian/Republicans I admire, his latest book ought to be a hoot.   
   https://tinyurl.com/y8v9fhcr   
      
   "How The Hell Did This Happen: The Election of 2016"   
      
   "This election cycle was so absurd that celebrated political satirist,   
   journalist, and die-hard Republican P. J. O’Rourke endorsed Democratic   
   candidate Hillary Clinton. As P.J. put it, “America is experiencing   
   the most severe outbreak of mass psychosis since the Salem witch   
   trials of 1692. So why not put Hillary on the dunking stool?”"   
      
   Swill   
   --   
   DNC issues are presented as equivalent to criminal allegations   
   against Donny and friends. The problem is nothing in the Democrat   
   kertuffle is alleged to be illegal. However unsavoury it   
   sounds, it's Democrats fighting with Democrats and doesn't   
   involve the general public. The allegations against Donny   
   and friends do involve crimes against the people of the   
   republic. - Siri Cruise   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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