From: chinagreenelvis@gmail.com   
      
   On Tuesday, March 20, 2018 at 2:25:52 PM UTC-4, myriadsma...@yahoo.com wrote:   
   > Listen only to the sound of my voice...   
   >   
   > You're getting very sleepy now...   
   >   
   > By the time I count to 10 you will be asleep...   
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   > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10   
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   > Listen:   
   >   
   > I T apostrophe S is a contraction, and is short for IT IS...   
   >   
   > I T S is a possessive pronoun and a possessive adjective...   
   >   
   > That is all...   
   >   
   > I will count to 10. When I reach 10, you will awaken, feeling completely   
   refreshed. You will remember this session and everything I have told you.   
   Henceforth, you will use its, as a possessive, and it's, as a contraction, in   
   its proper form...   
   >   
   > Oh, and one more thing, you will cease being alternately vicious and   
   condescending and smarmy in your posts, effectively annoying and irritating   
   those you are attempting to enlighten, so to speak...   
   >   
   > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10..   
   >   
   > You are fully now awake and aware... of the difference between I T S and I T   
   apostrophe S...   
      
   Myriad steps in to win the Sickest Burn of the Week award.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)