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   From: bcleereNO@SPAMgmail.com   
      
   "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"  wrote   
   in message   
   news:Xns98B894F59DB9B12345666@207.14.116.130...   
   > "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   > news:vaednQZb84sqOzTYnZ2dnUVZ_oipnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >   
   >> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"    
   >> wrote in message news:Xns98B79CF7A1CAE12345666@207.14.116.130...   
   >>> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>> news:1165858586.108397.68860@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:   
   >>>   
   >>>> Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008 wrote:   
   >>>>> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>> news:z4CdnVzf2O7JBOrYnZ2dnUVZ_rSdnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"   
   >>>>> >  wrote in message   
   >>>>> > news:Xns9891CEF40CCE912345666@207.14.116.130...   
   >>>>> >> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>> >> news:1165435444.029386.106820@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com:   
   >>>>> >>   
   >>>>> >>> Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008 wrote:   
   >>>>> >>>> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>> >>>> news:FNednUDPbtDpfOnYnZ2dnUVZ_r6dnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >>>>> >>>>   
   >>>>> >>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"   
   >>>>> >>>> >  wrote in message   
   >>>>> >>>> > news:Xns988FC391D7C3212345666@207.14.116.130...   
   >>>>> >>>> >> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>> >>>> >> news:1165262097.314458.288830   
   >>>>> >>>> >> @j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:   
   >>>>> >>>> >>   
   >>>>> >>>> >>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>  wrote in message   
   >>>>> >>>> >>> news:Xns988EA8EE8455B12345666@207.14.116.130...   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>> news:HPudnXSnIqA5UfLYnZ2dnUVZ_qOdnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>>> If I wasn't a fucking Trotskyite, I'd vote for a   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>>> Libertarian.   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>>   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>> If I wasn't a libertarian, I'd kill you in Mexico City   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>> with a fireaxe.   
   >>>>> >>>> >>>   
   >>>>> >>>> >>> If I wasn't a Left Deviationist, I'd turn you over to the   
   >>>>> >>>> >>> tender mercies of the Organs of State Security.   
   >>>>> >>>> >>   
   >>>>> >>>> >> If I wasn't a nihilist, I'd care more.   
   >>>>> >>>> >   
   >>>>> >>>> > If I wasn't an anarcho-syndicalist, I wouldn't want to   
   >>>>> >>>> > reduce your party headquarters to a heap of smoldering   
   >>>>> >>>> > rubble in the name of the Toiling Masses.   
   >>>>> >>>>   
   >>>>> >>>> If I wasn't a cartel capitalist, I wouldn't fund said venture   
   >>>>> >>>> in an effort to foster false opposition.   
   >>>>> >>>   
   >>>>> >>> If I wasn't a running dog of the imperialist hyenas, I'd   
   >>>>> >>> nationalize your assets and redistribute them to the masses of   
   >>>>> >>> peasants and workers.   
   >>>>> >>   
   >>>>> >> If I wasn't non-Illuminati, I'd make you think that was the   
   >>>>> >> plan.   
   >>>>> >   
   >>>>> > If I wasn't a disgraced former 66th Degree Mason, I'd have   
   >>>>> > you as the main course at the Goat Feast.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> If I wasn't a heterosexual, I'd kidnap you and sell you to Lawrence   
   >>>>> King to be raped by the elite at exclusive parties.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> I wasn't a scoffer at all conspiracy theories, I'd get Bill Clinton   
   >>>> to have you run over by a train to cover up a massive drug   
   >>>> smuggling operation.   
   >>>   
   >>> If I wasn't El Duce of the Mentors, I'd have Courtney Love do exactly   
   >>> that to me.   
   >>   
   >> If I wasn't somehow still smitten, in spite of it all, by   
   >> something about her devil-may-care attitude, I'd do   
   >> exactly that to Courtney Love.   
   >   
   > If I wasn't so unforgiving, I'd indulge you by burying you beneath her.   
      
   If I wasn't so ungrateful, I'd thank you for that very   
   considerate suggestion for hastening my putrefaction.   
      
   She and I could sing together whilst we deteriorated:   
      
   "Ashes to ashes,   
   and dust to dust;   
   If the women don't get you,   
   the whiskey must."   
      
   -- Bill Cleere   
      
   "I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of   
   wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs."  (Stendhal)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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