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   Jason Gortician - Libertarian for P to Bill Cleere   
   Re: Ping Dean   
   21 Apr 07 14:36:54   
   
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   From: jasonzc@yahoo.com   
      
   "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   news:1-udnQHfT9smNjfYnZ2dnUVZ_o-knZ2d@comcast.com:   
      
   > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"    
   > wrote in message news:Xns98B894F59DB9B12345666@207.14.116.130...   
   >> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >> news:vaednQZb84sqOzTYnZ2dnUVZ_oipnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >>   
   >>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"   
   >>>  wrote in message   
   >>> news:Xns98B79CF7A1CAE12345666@207.14.116.130...   
   >>>> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>> news:1165858586.108397.68860@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008 wrote:   
   >>>>>> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>>> news:z4CdnVzf2O7JBOrYnZ2dnUVZ_rSdnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"   
   >>>>>> >  wrote in message   
   >>>>>> > news:Xns9891CEF40CCE912345666@207.14.116.130...   
   >>>>>> >> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>>> >> news:1165435444.029386.106820@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com:   
   >>>>>> >>   
   >>>>>> >>> Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008 wrote:   
   >>>>>> >>>> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>>> >>>> news:FNednUDPbtDpfOnYnZ2dnUVZ_r6dnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >>>>>> >>>>   
   >>>>>> >>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"   
   >>>>>> >>>> >  wrote in message   
   >>>>>> >>>> > news:Xns988FC391D7C3212345666@207.14.116.130...   
   >>>>>> >>>> >> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>>> >>>> >> news:1165262097.314458.288830   
   >>>>>> >>>> >> @j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>  wrote in message   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>> news:Xns988EA8EE8455B12345666@207.14.116.130...   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>> "Bill Cleere"  wrote in   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>> news:HPudnXSnIqA5UfLYnZ2dnUVZ_qOdnZ2d@comcast.com:   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>>> If I wasn't a fucking Trotskyite, I'd vote for a   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>>> Libertarian.   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>>   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>> If I wasn't a libertarian, I'd kill you in Mexico City   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>> with a fireaxe.   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>>   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>> If I wasn't a Left Deviationist, I'd turn you over to   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>> the tender mercies of the Organs of State Security.   
   >>>>>> >>>> >>   
   >>>>>> >>>> >> If I wasn't a nihilist, I'd care more.   
   >>>>>> >>>> >   
   >>>>>> >>>> > If I wasn't an anarcho-syndicalist, I wouldn't want to   
   >>>>>> >>>> > reduce your party headquarters to a heap of smoldering   
   >>>>>> >>>> > rubble in the name of the Toiling Masses.   
   >>>>>> >>>>   
   >>>>>> >>>> If I wasn't a cartel capitalist, I wouldn't fund said   
   >>>>>> >>>> venture in an effort to foster false opposition.   
   >>>>>> >>>   
   >>>>>> >>> If I wasn't a running dog of the imperialist hyenas, I'd   
   >>>>>> >>> nationalize your assets and redistribute them to the masses   
   >>>>>> >>> of peasants and workers.   
   >>>>>> >>   
   >>>>>> >> If I wasn't non-Illuminati, I'd make you think that was the   
   >>>>>> >> plan.   
   >>>>>> >   
   >>>>>> > If I wasn't a disgraced former 66th Degree Mason, I'd have   
   >>>>>> > you as the main course at the Goat Feast.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> If I wasn't a heterosexual, I'd kidnap you and sell you to   
   >>>>>> Lawrence King to be raped by the elite at exclusive parties.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> I wasn't a scoffer at all conspiracy theories, I'd get Bill   
   >>>>> Clinton to have you run over by a train to cover up a massive drug   
   >>>>> smuggling operation.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> If I wasn't El Duce of the Mentors, I'd have Courtney Love do   
   >>>> exactly that to me.   
   >>>   
   >>> If I wasn't somehow still smitten, in spite of it all, by   
   >>> something about her devil-may-care attitude, I'd do   
   >>> exactly that to Courtney Love.   
   >>   
   >> If I wasn't so unforgiving, I'd indulge you by burying you beneath   
   >> her.   
   >   
   > If I wasn't so ungrateful, I'd thank you for that very   
   > considerate suggestion for hastening my putrefaction.   
   >   
   > She and I could sing together whilst we deteriorated:   
   >   
   > "Ashes to ashes,   
   > and dust to dust;   
   > If the women don't get you,   
   > the whiskey must."   
      
   In Which I Publically (Again) Announce My Intentions To Kill Courtney   
   Love   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8PAxPRTN4   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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