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   Russell B to All   
   Re: STP: A Third-Rate Pearl Jam Clone   
   30 May 05 05:36:05   
   
   dedoneworldersunitedforappeasementnow.com   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame   
   From: bigfunchy@databasix.com   
      
   Well, so far you've heard my voice   
   But I've brought some friends along   
   And next on the mike is my man "John Henry"   
   Come on, "John Henry", sing that song!   
      
   >Uh check it out:   
   >   
   >"Herman Menderchuck (Of Roy Torkelson's ARMADA)"   
   > wrote in   
   >news:Xns9665E6363237spamspamsnuhspam33@207.14.113.17:   
   >   
   >> Apparently, John Henry  wrote in   
   >> news:Xns9665D3CDBF88Ejohnhenrylowgeniusco@216.168.3.44:   
   >>   
   >>> "03:15:38 GMT"  wrote in   
   >>> news:rvij91d83sd5kd6jfm71cdvvat1fnjrf4p@news.x-privat.org:   
   >>>   
   >>>> You greatly admire "STP". I win.   
   >>>   
   >>> You win what, the right to hold a musical opinion different   
   >from   
   >>> MeatPlow's?  Congratulations.   
   >>   
   >> Another STP fan chimes in.   
   >   
   >You know...   
   >   
   >I've been on usenet for about 8 1/2 years now.   
   >   
   >Prior to that, I was a regular denizen of FIDONet for what seemed   
   >like forever, but was probably more like 6-8 years.   
   >   
   >I've been called more names than you can think of.   
   >   
   >My sexuality, my lineage, the propriety of my relationship with   
   >my child, my sanity, my ethics, my artistic skill, my driving   
   >habits, the size of my penis, the number and type of places I   
   >choose to put my penis, the computer I use, the car I   
   >drive....all of these and more have been deconstructed over the   
   >years by random losers with too much time on their hands.   
   >   
   >I've been threatened with death more times than I can count.  My   
   >family has been called and harassed countless times.  People have   
   >even attempted to introduce my Usenet postings as evidence of my   
   >incompetence as a father.   
   >   
   >In all that time, through all that drama, I can think of nothing   
   >that so cuts to the quick, no phrase or accusation which more   
   >effectively reduces me to a quivering mass of insecure sobbing   
   >emotional goo, than for you to suggest that I am a fan of Stone   
   >Temple Pilots.   
   >   
   >I've been accused of raping children, of robbing from the poor,   
   >or being a racist, of being liberal AND conservative, of driving   
   >drunk, of smoking crack, and of having a laughable sense of   
   >fashion, but never have I been accused of something of this   
   >magnitude and severity.   
   >   
   >I mean, I'm an opinionated guy with a big mouth, you know, I   
   >expect to get some shit, but this...this is beyond the pale.  I   
   >am firmly convinced that no human being has ever been so   
   >grievously insulted in the entire history of human disagreement.   
   >   
   >I think I'll go cry now.   
      
   How will we know the difference?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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