From: jandohmen@NOSPAMplanet.nl   
      
   Doppelbock wrote:   
   > ... I cast another stoopid poop-themed parody.   
   >   
   > Diarrhea-Ville (Margaritaville)   
   >   
   > Nibblin on cheesecake   
   > Way past its sell date   
   > Though it smelled off, I didn't recoil   
   > Clenching my o-ring   
   > Guessin it will sting   
   > Run to loo, stomach startin' to roil   
   >   
   > Wastin the day away in diarrhea-ville   
   > Squirting forth my hot liquid assault   
   > Wasn't my aim to get my ass hole aflame   
   > Or have my guts do somersaults   
   >   
   > I'm horny's the reason   
   > It's girl-watching season   
   > Thinkin I'm well, head to bar for a brew   
   > I talk up a beauty   
   > But then have to doodie   
   > Head for men's room, I bid her adieu   
   >   
   > Blastin away again in diarrhea-ville   
   > Spurting from my poor aching ass vault   
   > For a fun game, this jet of shit I could aim   
   > And spell out:   
   > "Who the hell is John Galt?"   
   >   
   > Listenin' to turds plop   
   > Hummin' some hip-hop   
   > Feet: can't feel, they've long since gone all numb   
   > While my anus, quite tender   
   > Persists to engender   
   > That liquid concoction that squirts from my bum   
   >   
   > It's bombs away today in diarrhea-ville   
   > Perching for so long here on the pot   
   > Farts sound like vowels as they propel from my bowels   
   > I know I... ate what I ought not   
   > Yes, it wasn't my aim to ass-shoot hot liquid flames   
   > But I know, it's my own damn fault   
   >   
   > DB   
      
   Nice, too bad it's not a Rush parody. I made one, took a lot of blood,   
   stool and tears and a lot of tricky rhyming but I gots it!:   
      
   IBS (..-......)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)