From: feckityfeck@gmail.com   
      
   ... I cast another stoopid poop-themed parody.   
      
   Diarrhea-Ville (Margaritaville)   
      
   Nibblin on cheesecake   
   Way past its sell date   
   Though it smelled off, I didn't recoil   
   Clenching my o-ring   
   Guessin it will sting   
   Run to loo, stomach startin' to roil   
      
   Wastin the day away in diarrhea-ville   
   Squirting forth my hot liquid assault   
   Wasn't my aim to get my ass hole aflame   
   Or have my guts do somersaults   
      
   I'm horny's the reason   
   It's girl-watching season   
   Thinkin I'm well, head to bar for a brew   
   I talk up a beauty   
   But then have to doodie   
   Head for men's room, I bid her adieu   
      
   Blastin away again in diarrhea-ville   
   Spurting from my poor aching ass vault   
   For a fun game, this jet of shit I could aim   
   And spell out:   
   "Who the hell is John Galt?"   
      
   Listenin' to turds plop   
   Hummin' some hip-hop   
   Feet: can't feel, they've long since gone all numb   
   While my anus, quite tender   
   Persists to engender   
   That liquid concoction that squirts from my bum   
      
   It's bombs away today in diarrhea-ville   
   Perching for so long here on the pot   
   Farts sound like vowels as they propel from my bowels   
   I know I... ate what I ought not   
   Yes, it wasn't my aim to ass-shoot hot liquid flames   
   But I know, it's my own damn fault   
      
   DB   
      
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   *** ERROR: OUT OF BEER ***   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)