From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   Howdy my fellow Christians.     
      
   So it's hot out, I been sweatin' out lotsa brat fat, and I thought I'd mosey   
   the ole SUV down to the local packie.  This weatha ain't just hot; it's CASE   
   O' BUD LITE hot!     
      
   So, I stop at Dunkin Donuts on the way for an iced and a triple-sausage bagel   
   w/ cheese.  (If you're gonna drink, ya gotta eat.  YA JUST GOTTA.)   
      
   I amble inta the packie, mouth bulgin' and chomp-chomp-chompin on them last   
   mouthfuls (I eat Guy Fieri style) of triple sausage.  I grab my case o'   
   America's finest, and just is the as$hole in front of me buyin'?  Somethin' I   
   neva even heard of!  One o'    
   them farn-type beers, only made by Commies in Vermont or sumthin, so these   
   leftist pinko cuck's can all pretend they're like drinkin farn beer, only it's   
   made it the US.  It's probably dark, like Mexicans, and flavid with farn   
   spices like hops or whateva    
   them Bolshevik's perten they like in there beeya.     
      
   Lemme tell you, my fella Christians, I wanted to grab the nearest keg o' Bug   
   and drop it on that A-hole's head!  The pretentious communist!  And it was   
   someone I ain't reckernized from Church, neither!  No doubt an acostic or   
   whateva the F those A-hole's    
   call themselves when they ain't watchin CNN or MSNBC.  They sure as sh*t don't   
   watch Fox, network of macho men!   
      
   Hell, iffa I had my shotgun with me, I'd a done the Good Lord's work, an   
   taught that f*ckker a thing or two about the 2nd Mendment!  Yee-Haw!   
      
   This is America, fokes.  And in America, ya drink Bud Lite...or you make   
   yourself scarce.  We clear?   
      
   Mmm?   
      
   Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)