From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow Christians, I hope that like me and my buddies, you're preppin' for   
   the Apocalypse, cause it's comin' soon.  REAL soon.  And the various battles   
   we fight, against socialism, communism, cucks, CNN & MSNBC, feminists, Rachel   
   Maddow, woman-lovin'    
   leftists, etc., they will end with Jesus' arrival.     
      
   In the meantime, while we're stockin' up on guns, weapons, lead, cans o'   
   Chef-Boy-Ar-Dee (wish he could join me in my bunka, nice fat sweaty fella),   
   duck tape, tin foil, matches, etc., here are some tips on how to reckernize   
   them leftist types, if you    
   wanna save Jesus a little work an get started on the End of Days early:   
      
   1. They're pretentious.  Meanin, they don't join you in your mealtime burpin'   
   contests.  They wait till they swallered they foods befo' talkin.'  Me and my   
   buddies, we talk wid our moufs full allda time, sprayin little chunks on each   
   otha.  A manly    
   practice.  And they don't drink Bud Lite.  They drink dock-cullered beer, like   
   Mexicans.  Kill 'em!   
      
   2. They ain't bald, with the skin on they heads oozerin with sweat and Jesus   
   knows what otha strong-scented fluids.     
      
   3.  They ain't got 50 or more pounds a beer (meanin Bud Lite and ONLY Bud   
   Lite) spillin outta they pance.   
      
   4.  They're ain't got beards (preferably unwashed and dotted with chunks a   
   dried foodstuffs) down to they belly buttons.   
      
   5.  They use toilet paper.     
      
   6.  They don't got American flags flyerin from they SUV's and houses, to   
   remind the communist liberal cucks who really owns this land, and who God is   
   solely concerned with savin'.   
      
   7.  They like minorities and woman.  (Ick!)   
      
   8.  They don't hunt.  Like they think aminals gonna go extinct or sumfin.    
   Fokes, aminals was put there by GOD, and only HE decides when an iff they   
   gonna go stinct.  Guns can't do it.  But hopefully guns can make them   
   communist pinko cucks go extinct!!!   
      
   9.  They ain't wear camouflage, or "Make America Great" hats.   
      
   10.  They use sope.  Like, how're you sposta sniff each other out in the woods   
   for a nice Bud Lite & Belchin contest iffa ya can't smell out the otha   
   patriots?   
      
   Them's my thoughts, hope it will be of help to my fella Christian Preppa's.   
      
   Joe "Spiritual not Religious"  M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)