From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow Christians, we are truly blessed to have as our current President a   
   man (perhaps more than a man) recognized worldwide as the Greatest Living   
   Constitutional Scholar; also a masterful Bibilical Scholar and Theologian;   
   also a man of exceptional    
   hardniess, health and complexion; also the free world's pre-eminant orator;   
   also a man who recognizes the threat posed by Mexcans; and also just a plain   
   ole Good Guy.   
      
   But we had a fella of similar talents not too many years back.  George "Dubya"   
   Bush.  And it was during Bush's tenya that Neil Peart, a decent theologian in   
   his own right, moved to this fine land so that he could enjoy its freedoms --   
   and perhaps, in his    
   own small way, help to Make America Great Again.     
      
   So my fellow Americans, what are your favorite moments of the Bush-Cheney   
   Reign?  One of them has to be the Presidential Debates, in which Dubya taught   
   Kerry a thing or two (or more) about facts.  Dignity.  And sentence strucsha.    
   Then there was the Bush    
   campaign's exposure, as the Bush-Kerry race got a little close for comfit, of   
   Kerry's faking his participation in the Vietnam War, when in actuality he'd   
   been hangin' out with Hanoi Jane, and probably having sex with her (ugh! what   
   a CUCK!) too.  He    
   abandoned his men (somethin no American man ever does - E.V.E.R.) for some   
   woman, so he could protest American acts and engage in sex with a woman.    
   Ick!  So the Bush campaign put an end to all that, and returned the great   
   genius to power.   
      
      
   But my favorite moment of the Bush-Cheney Reign has to be that time Cheney   
   went huntin.  HUNTIN'.  Now iffa that don't spell AMERICA to you, I don't know   
   what does.  I just don't know.  Anyways, in the course o this HUNTIN, Cheney   
   may of had a tipple or    
   two of Bud Lite.  Nuttin wrong wit dat.  Heck, folks, it's the AMERICAN WAY.    
   Others say he had a few cockertails.  Then he strapped on his armaments, and   
   ka-blam!  Shot that feller right in the face!  Woo-Hoo! USA!   
    USA! USA! USA! USA!   
      
      
   Now of course them commies in the left wing media circus, they wall wondid why   
   Cheney took so long to report it.  Report it!!    
      
      
   Fokes, haven't you eva been huntin?  Cuz them liberal media obviously ain't.    
   Why, afta some nice huntin -- be it quail or hog or horse or liberal -- ya   
   need a little rest.  And eventually it came out Cheney had a few more   
   cocktails upon returnin from    
   his expedition.  I'd have done the same.   
      
      
      
   Now that fella he shot.  Am I the only one who suspects he may of been a   
   liberal?  Ya knoa, a communist?  You know, a CUCK?     
      
   So he had a heart attack shortly afta wids.  Who gives a flyin f*ck?  He got   
   ta hunt with Cheney.  Bein shot by Dick was an ONNA.     
      
   And if you or I ever went a-huntin with Cheney, it woule be an onna fer US to   
   be shot, even KILLED, by this great american Hee-ro.  End of report.   
      
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" Mahoney   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)