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|    Joe Mahoney to All    |
|    Neil's Love of Buddy Rich    |
|    28 Aug 18 09:04:21    |
      From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com              Greetings, my fellow preppers! Give yourselves a break from accumulating       munitions and MREs, and come hear my sermon. Today, we'll discuss our       favorite alt-right philosopher Neil Peart's love of Buddy Rich - something       you've heard about before but        never fully grasped. Today that will change!               Neil has always been happy to discuss his influences in literature (he likes       C.S. Lewis), philosophy (he likes Jesus), politics (he's 100% pro-Trump) and       music. He's cited various bands as inspiration, though as I made clear in a       previous sermon, Dr. &        the Medics are perhaps his favorite band of all time, so much so that much of       Rush's mature music is really blatant pro-Christian proselytizing.               But, when we have been fully converted and have personally found Jesus and       consummated our relationship with him, we find ourselves able to turn away,       temporarily, from the whole band, and to look at the individual musicians -       the drummer, for example.               And the drummer our favorite disparager of cucks invokes most often is Buddy       Rich.               You've heard the name before. But have you ever gone to Youtube and searched       out old footage of Buddy? He played Big Band music, and each night he'd take       a solo -- never as long or as varied in instrumentation as Neil's solos, but       they were fairly nice        despite these limitations.                     Neil himself has said that if it wasn't for Buddy Rich, he wouldn't have gone       into music in the first place.                      So what exactly did Neil so admire in this "Buddy Rich," after all? Well,       think about the name for starters. "Buddy." Neil wanted buddies. Male       friends. Kindred spirits. Rugged, manly types, with beefy builds, bald       heads, and luxuriant beards.        Greasy, sweaty men, cooking brats and belching, guzzling Bud Lite and tromping       through the woods, in which they would bellow and bleat like wild beasts!        Through his drumming, Neil hoped to find such buddies, and through his       alt-right philosophy, he knew        he would attract companions who were intellectually as well as physically       compatible.               And Neil succeeded. He found in "riding partner" (heh, heh!) Michael the       ideal Buddy. And as Neil admits in his books, Michael adores Fox News and its       parade of non-cuck anchormen.               But there's the other part to Buddy Rich -- the last name. The "Rich" part.        And this is where Neil's love for Donald Trump becomes evident. Neil has       always admired successful businessmen. He has always yearned for the presence       of the wealthy. That's        why he moved from backwoods, socialist liberal cuck Canada to the Land of the       Free-- to be closer to Bush, Cheney, Trump, Pence, etc. And Neil purchased a       mansion worthy of these Constitutional/Biblical scholars, its value ranked in       the millions!               Now, Nel also knows that has to protect this wealth from the Mexicans. "A man       must build," he wrote, "a fortress to defend" from the Hispanics. And that's       why Neil speeds across the border on occasion on his motorcycle on covert       reconnaissance missions        on behalf of his beloved Donald.               And with that, my fellow Christians, we'll close today's sermon. Now you know       the true meaning of Neil's confession that he "burned" for Buddy.               Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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