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   Joe Mahoney to All   
   Neil's Love of Buddy Rich   
   28 Aug 18 09:04:21   
   
   From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   Greetings, my fellow preppers!  Give yourselves a break from accumulating   
   munitions and MREs, and come hear my sermon.  Today, we'll discuss our   
   favorite alt-right philosopher Neil Peart's love of Buddy Rich - something   
   you've heard about before but    
   never fully grasped.  Today that will change!     
      
   Neil has always been happy to discuss his influences in literature (he likes   
   C.S. Lewis), philosophy (he likes Jesus), politics (he's 100% pro-Trump) and   
   music.  He's cited various bands as inspiration, though as I made clear in a   
   previous sermon, Dr. &    
   the Medics are perhaps his favorite band of all time, so much so that much of   
   Rush's mature music is really blatant pro-Christian proselytizing.     
      
   But, when we have been fully converted and have personally found Jesus and   
   consummated our relationship with him, we find ourselves able to turn away,   
   temporarily, from the whole band, and to look at the individual musicians -   
   the drummer, for example.     
      
   And the drummer our favorite disparager of cucks invokes most often is Buddy   
   Rich.     
      
   You've heard the name before.  But have you ever gone to Youtube and searched   
   out old footage of Buddy?  He played Big Band music, and each night he'd take   
   a solo -- never as long or as varied in instrumentation as Neil's solos, but   
   they were fairly nice    
   despite these limitations.   
      
      
   Neil himself has said that if it wasn't for Buddy Rich, he wouldn't have gone   
   into music in the first place.     
      
      
   So what exactly did Neil so admire in this "Buddy Rich," after all?  Well,   
   think about the name for starters.  "Buddy."  Neil wanted buddies.  Male   
   friends.  Kindred spirits.  Rugged, manly types, with beefy builds, bald   
   heads, and luxuriant beards.     
   Greasy, sweaty men, cooking brats and belching, guzzling Bud Lite and tromping   
   through the woods, in which they would bellow and bleat like wild beasts!    
   Through his drumming, Neil hoped to find such buddies, and through his   
   alt-right philosophy, he knew    
   he would attract companions who were intellectually as well as physically   
   compatible.     
      
   And Neil succeeded.  He found in "riding partner" (heh, heh!) Michael the   
   ideal Buddy.  And as Neil admits in his books, Michael adores Fox News and its   
   parade of non-cuck anchormen.     
      
   But there's the other part to Buddy Rich -- the last name.  The "Rich" part.    
   And this is where Neil's love for Donald Trump becomes evident.  Neil has   
   always admired successful businessmen.  He has always yearned for the presence   
   of the wealthy.  That's    
   why he moved from backwoods, socialist liberal cuck Canada to the Land of the   
   Free-- to be closer to Bush, Cheney, Trump, Pence, etc.  And Neil purchased a   
   mansion worthy of these Constitutional/Biblical scholars, its value ranked in   
   the millions!     
      
   Now, Nel also knows that has to protect this wealth from the Mexicans.  "A man   
   must build," he wrote, "a fortress to defend" from the Hispanics.  And that's   
   why Neil speeds across the border on occasion on his motorcycle on covert   
   reconnaissance missions    
   on behalf of his beloved Donald.     
      
   And with that, my fellow Christians, we'll close today's sermon.  Now you know   
   the true meaning of Neil's confession that he "burned" for Buddy.     
      
   Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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