From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow Church Goers, Noon O'clock has arrived, and my belly's rumblin.  Any   
   thoughts on what I otta stuff myself with?  Couple Big Macs, Large Fries,   
   Chicken Nuggets, Chicken tendas, and a Happy Meal or three for dessert?  Or   
   should I go the Whoppa    
   Route: Couple Whoppers, Onion Rings, Chicken Fries, Regla Fries, mebbe a   
   Chickum Sangwidge or three for dessert?  Or how bout a table-size pepperoni   
   pizza with sides of garlic bread and sweet potata fries?  Or  big ole bucket   
   of KFC, lotsa biscuits, mash    
   tatas, fries, ect. on the side?  (Some liberals insist "KFC usta stand fer   
   somethin once.  I sure as heck don't remember that.  Besides, this is about   
   EATin, not decipherin anacronism's.)   
      
   Or mebbe I'll make like a farna and get some Chinese.  Sure, the Chinese are   
   Communist.  But they make a fine eggroll, poop platta ect.  Beef Teriyaki   
   strips, chicken finga's, lotsa duck sauce, wonton's, crank rangoume's ect.    
   Nuthin wrong with eatin    
   Chinese long as you don't start paintin red stars around, wearin Kimodo's,   
   sproutin fu-manchu moutaches and spittin green mist in people's faces like   
   that wrassla from Aja, Mista Fuji.  Or as long as you don't greet yer fella   
   church-goin preppa's with "   
   Ah-So."     
      
   Wait!  Speakin of So, THAT's what I'll get ta EAT, my Chinese favrite, General   
   So!  Nice thick (1") batta, deepa fry, sugary glaze, red culla.  General   
   friggin So, think I'll have mysef a few platta's o that.     
      
   Just hold the frikkin veggie's.  Same em for some left-wring CNN-watchin,   
   woman-lovin CUCK!   
      
   Ya know, folks, you might be able to outwit me.   
      
   But ya can't out-BURP me.   
      
   Joe "Spiritual not Religious" M.     
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)