From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   Good mornin' my fellow Alt-Right preppers.  Have you saluted your President   
   today?  Good.  Now it's time to discuss the issue of the honorable, admirable,   
   and impeccable Justice Kavanaugh and the evil lies that have been uttered by   
   woman and their cucks,    
   namely that he harassed, groped, molested and even dangled his doodle in the   
   face of them many decades ago.  Many explanations for these lies have been   
   offered, as a Creation - no, I mean Intelligent Design theorist, I've decided   
   to consult God and see    
   what He says.  And this is what he says.     
      
   God says that this man who did these things has in fact been identified, and   
   attended the same schools and colleges as Kavanaugh, and like Kavanaugh was   
   known to whip up and imbibe "Jungle Juice."  That, my fellow preppa's,   
   consists in vodka mized with    
   Hawaiian punch, which is so sweet it makes tasting the vodka rather difficult,   
   so a women can drink lots withhout realizing she's been affected.  But it   
   wasn't Kavanaugh doing this.  He was quite moderate in his consumption of this   
   blessed elixir (red,    
   sweet, & uplifting like the blood of Jesus).  What really happened is that   
   this other fellow WHO LOOKED like Kavanaugh who did all these things!  That's   
   what happened!  And that's why he was never caught, because he looked so much   
   like Kavanaugh and was    
   often trailing Kavanaugh around, but he simply WASN'T Kavanaugh.  That's why   
   the women never named him, and nobody never caught him, cause he looked like   
   Kavanaugh but simply (and purely) was not.     
      
      
   Alright fokes?  Can we agree on this conclusion from ID Science and from God,   
   and continue to write out congressmen in support of this honorable man and   
   soon-to-be Supreme Court Justice?  Do that folks.   
      
   And when he's sworn in we'll have a party at Pastor Joe's, where the Jungle   
   Juice like Jesus flows!   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)