From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   "Ladies and gentleman, Brett Kavanaugh is one of the finest human beings you   
   will ever have the honor of meeting."   
      
   -- United States PRESIDENT Donald John TRUMP   
      
   My friends and fellow Believers, when this woman came out with her foul   
   accusations against this moral and upstanding man, I did what many of you   
   did.  I PRAYED.  I prayed for her sick and savage lies to be blow away like   
   the empty Mcdonald's wrappers I    
   regularly toss into the street; and for Kavanaugh to sail into his rightful   
   position on the US Supreme Court, hopefully to be seated alongside the equally   
   dignified and distinguished Justice Clarence Thomas.  And as I prayed (taking   
   breaks only for    
   another meal of burgers, fries, nuggets and tendes, all slathered in ranch   
   dressing), an image came to me.  It came from God and was delivered by   
   Angels.  And it is a vision of what will happen at soon-to-be Justice   
   Kavanaugh's hearings next week.  This,    
   my friends, is what God foretold your beloved Pastor Joe:   
      
      
   The mixed up woman will not appear, for she would wither under the scrutiny of   
   Bibilical Scholar Orrin Hatch, who stated quite clearly and unuquivocally, "He   
   wasn't at the Party."     
      
   And as for this fine man Brett, he will appear.  He will be dressed in a fine   
   suit, and he speak most sensitively and delicately -- yet with machismo,   
   force, and authority. And the fine gentlemen of the Senate will treat him with   
   the deference he    
   commands.     
      
   And if a women -- a Feinstein or a Warren or a McCaskill -- dares to raise the   
   forbidden topic of what Kavanaugh did or did not do to that lying WHORE at the   
   party -- he will maintain dignity.  Until his lips start to twitch.  And his   
   face reddens.  And    
   veins protrude.  And he will try to speak, but discolored spittle will   
   emerge.  And...   
      
   He will LEAP UP from his hair, and METALLICA will blare from the speakers   
   ("Yeah, yeah YEAH!") and he will thrash madly at an air guitar to heavy metal   
   guitar cliches and Lars Ulrich's retarded drumming, and his face will no   
   longer be a face, but the    
   white mask of Michael Myers, capped with Donald Trump-style urine-yellow fake   
   hair, and he will tear his fine suit off, revealing a 24" permanent strap-on   
   dildo dribbling with fuchsia fluids, and he will bellow like James Hetfield   
   ("YEAH!") and with    
   violent yank activate his mighty Freddie Krueger chainsaw, and tear through   
   the desks and tables, and shred all naysayers, liberals, bookreaders, and   
   cucks into lifeless  pieces of meat that writhe with giant maggots, spewing   
   shards of bone and and    
   dopositing pools of simmering blood.     
      
   USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!   
      
   So write your senators, folks,  Support him.  Yes my friends, support him.    
   He's a good Christian.  And he wasn't at the party.   
      
   Joe "Spritial Not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)