From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow Aryans, undoubtedly by now you've heard Stormy Daniels' description   
   of our leader's genitals as reminiscent of a toadstool in shape; and garnished   
   with a thick patch of "yeti-like" pubic hair.  When this tempting description   
   was made pubic --    
   er, I mean public, I was immediately besieged with Congregation Members who   
   wanted to know where they could go to have their genitals surgically modified   
   to resemble President Trump's.  Naturally, I want this procedure myself; and   
   I'm looking for a plan    
   that will allow me & my congregation members to have the work done   
   more-or-less simultaneously, at a bargain rate, before Obamalypse occurs.    
   I'll keep you updated.  But the Yeti-like part can be done at home, with   
   simple bleach or hydrogen peroxide.     
   Enjoy.     
      
      
   Our obedience to and mimicry of Trump is something we Rush fans all share.  It   
   reminds me of a similar spiritual movement from a few decades ago, when our   
   predecessors, the Heaven's Gate Movement, Led by President Marshall Herff   
   Applewhite Jr. led his    
   followers to have their genitals surgically removed.  In admirable fashion,   
   most of his men did just that.     
      
   But we acolytes of the Apricot Autocrat don't want out members removed   
   entirely; we just want them reshaped into fungi!  Don't worry, congregants;   
   Pastor Joe is working on it.  See you soon in surgery.   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)