From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow ID theorists, while we wait for the good men of the FBI to expose   
   Christine Blasey Ford as a temperamental lyin whore, and wait for the   
   Christmas-season videogames to be released, why not plan our Halloween   
   costumes?  What's more fun than    
   dressin' up and gettin fudge-faced?     
      
   We fans of the alt-right political theorists Rush are known for our love of   
   Star Wars.  Sure, the acting, writing, and direction are top-notch, but we   
   also love the symbolism of "The Force," the throbbing, enlargening   
   lght-sabers, and the fact that Star    
   Wars' universe is free of women and cucks.  So who ya gonna go as?   
      
   How about Hand Solo?  He was a dude of action for sure, captain of the   
   millenium falcon.  And contrary to his name, he was FAR from solo, and never   
   without his hairy, malodorous, bleating and monstrously overendowed sidekick,   
   Chewy.  Yes, they were gay    
   lovers, and Chewy is a famous organizer of the yearly SF "Bear" festival.  So   
   Hand Solo and Chewy are fine Halloween choices.     
      
   Or How about Luke Skywalker?  At first he seems innocent, and once Obi Wan   
   Kenobi had his way with him, deep in the fetid tunnels of Tatooine, while   
   Jawas watched slack-jawed, young Luke soon learned to grip the light saber   
   firmly, until it grew and    
   pulsated, squirting lactesecent liquids, all the while guided by his cloaked,   
   British-accented homoerotic mentor.    
      
   Or will you go as Jabba the Hutt?  I have a special fondness for this guy, as   
   he physically resembled nothing so much as a giant pile of excrement, but had   
   the sense to keep Princess Leia chained up so she couldn't lay ya.  And after   
   a nice big bite o'    
   food, ole Jabba been known to emit a thunderous BELCH!  My only problem is, he   
   ate FROGS, while the left-wing French and Communist Chinese also been known to   
   have a taste for.  But maybe on that planet the pickin's was a slim.  Back on   
   earth he'd be    
   eatin table-sized pepperoni pizzas, piles o' cheeseburgers and fries, chicken   
   nuggets & tenders, and washin it all down with a keg o' Bud Lite.     
      
   BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" M.    
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)