From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow alt-right Christian ID theorist preppa's, it's been brought to the   
   knowledge of your Pasta Joe that Trump's been speakin to the Saudi King.   
      
   Kashoggi, Kashoggi, Kaashoggi.   
      
   And the King states, most sincerely and emphatically, that the journalist was   
   killed by wild bronzed curved-sword weiling rogues, not by the King's men.    
   Trump doesn't know.  He can only repeat what this man -- no, this King,   
   Royalty like Trump Himself -    
   has stated.   
      
   But just to be sure, Trump will send his "best men" to Kashoggi.   
      
   And when they arrive, they will enter the steaming, jewel-laden, fetid and   
   with Gold-Plated toilet handles, Royal Palace.   
      
      
   They will be greeted by rows of naked boys, slathered in olive oil, offering   
   gold trays of figs, dates, and pomegranates.   
      
      
   Then, more oily nude boys will arrive to dance and massage Trump's best men.   
      
   Finally, the smiling King Himself, his moustache freshly waxed, in robes and   
   headdress and an oddly-shaped bulge in his crotch.  He will serve mint tea (no   
   alcohol!) to the men.  And they will smile, and recline on bespangled sofas   
   decorated with the    
   pelts of exotic beasts.     
      
      
   Finally, the King will gesture, and Trump's men will assume a row, as the   
   King's oily boys did earlier, remove their belts, and bend over, offering   
   their anuses to the King's primorose toadstool phallus.  As the kind sodomizes   
   the men in succession,    
   tears of joy will spill like excess olive oil from his eyes, and he will   
   mutter in Arabic:   
      
   Kashoggi, Kashoggi, Kashoggi.   
      
   Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)