From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow alt-right Christian ID theorist Preppers, I know that you, like me,   
   squirted gobs of cream cheese upon watching (on Fox, of course - channel of   
   the conservative intellectual) Trump admit that he was ONE OF US.  You know,   
   meet-you-in-the-mens-   
   room-in-the-last-stall-type ONE OF US, and that he and Kim Jong Un had fallen   
   in love.  Now that, my friends, is an American Leader We Can Trust!  (Did   
   Obama, that left-wing socialist cuck, ever fall in love with Jong-Un, or   
   Putin, or the Saudi King?     
   Hell no!  That's why his devotion to our country and constitution are so   
   dubious!)     
      
   Now, my fellow preppa's, you and I unfortunately will never have the   
   opportunity to fondle Kim Jong-Un's garlic bulbs.  But we all agree   
   nonetheless (as Rush fans tend to do) that, we, too are in love with Kim Jong   
   Un!  And I, your Pasta Joe, have taken    
   a poll among my faithful, to see why we all love this Kim Jong-Un so.  The   
   obvious reason, of course, is that as good lemmings...I mean Rush fans, we   
   love him because Trump does.  Just as we crave to have our penises transformed   
   into modest pumkin-   
   colored fungi because that's what he's got.  Anyway, here's what your Pasta   
   Joe's Poll discovered.  Here's why YOU, TOO love Kim Jong-Un:   
      
      
   10.  He never passed any exams in school.  (School's for left-wing cucks!)   
   9. He had plastic surgery (hopefully, like all of us, to turn his dick into a   
   TINY TITIAN TOADSTOOL!)   
   8. The haircut - very distinctive, like his boyfriend Donalds.   
   7. He loves eating cheese - which obviously has given him that wonderful   
   physique and distinctive aroma, and which reminds him of Donald's love juice.   
   6. He worshipped his father and imposed that worship on the Korean people.    
   Who doesn't worship his dad, folks, and mimic him in every detail?   
   5. He executes people who don't agree with him.  Now that's a confident man,   
   folks!     
   4. He doesn't move much - but when he does, it's with a distinctive waddle!   
   3. He rejects the typical Korean diet of spicy food in favor of sugar and   
   fat.  Folks, speakin as your Pasta, I have no idea what typical Korean food   
   is, but we ID-Theorist Preppers sure wouldn't like it!  Bring on the cheese   
   and twinkies!   
   2. He burps.  Mmm.  Who wouldn't love to join him in a nice burpin' contest?   
   1. He plays on an X-Box.  Nuff said, folks, nuff said.  This man is a LEADA.   
      
   Joe "Spiritual not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)