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   Joe Mahoney to All   
   "Caravan" -- at least explained!   
   03 Nov 18 08:16:54   
   
   From: norbertkosky69@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow Alt-Right ID theorist preppers, for today's sermon I'll return to   
   Rush's music and lyrics (I'll let Trump's spectacular achievements on the   
   world's stage speak - no, BOAST - for themselve!).  Now, we know Neil has   
   always used his lyrics as a    
   way to provide his insight on current events both positive and negative.  And   
   Neil's fans have been quite diligent over the years in prizing from Neil's   
   poetry his values.  But up till now, not much has been written about Clockwork   
   Angels - despite the    
   fact that Neil intended the album to be his opus!  So hear my sermon,   
   preppers, and I, Pastor Joe, will do my best to explain quite clearly what   
   Neil is getting at in this album.   
      
   The first song has a title that will strike and elicit a strong emotional   
   reaction from us all:  "Caravan."  We hear the very word, and our fists   
   clench, our breathing becomes labored, we sweat malodorously, our blood boils,   
   we see red (the color of the    
   CA album cover -- not a coincidence!), and reach for our guns.  For the   
   "Caravan" Neil describes, is precisely that which threatens our country at   
   this very moment -- or rather that *did* threaten our beloved land until Trump   
   promised to deploy our    
   military to mow those dusky-skinned bastards down!     
      
   Yes, my fellow preppers, "Clockwork Angels," is the story of a villain from   
   the sinister farmlands of Honduras or Guatemala, who has joined a Caravan in   
   which he seeks to invade and destroy the US of A!   
      
      
   "In a world lit only by fire," begins the lyric.  Why, this   
    is the fire of riots, like those instigated in Los Angeles by dark-skinned   
   peoples some years back, and which threaten to come again at the hands of   
   Central American invaders!  It is the fire of greed and mayhem and looted   
   buildings!     
      
   "On a road lit only by fire, going where I want instead of where I should."    
   Yes, indeed, this youthful brown-skinned villain knows PERFECTLY WELL that   
   what he's doing, illegally invading the United States, is wrong and in direct   
   contrast to God's wishes.   
        
      
      
   But why?  Why leave his family, his homeland?  Why join this malignant caravan   
   to invade a country he has no legal or moral right to set his bootless and   
   chestnut-colored foot in?  Once again, the villain is surprisingly forthright   
   in providing an answer:   
     "I can't stop thinking big," he confesses, "I can't stop thinking big."  He   
   was handouts.  Handouts from the government and handouts from American   
   Citizens.  He wants to be given everything for free, and what he is not given,   
   he will TAKE.     
      
   Alright, my fellow conservatives.  The meaning of the song is perfectly clear   
   now, and I'm confident that you, too, feel Neil's hatred of these invaders and   
   his love for our noble leader Trump (and, by implication, his love for Trump's   
   role models: Putin,   
    Kim Jong-Un and the Saudi King).     
      
   My fellow Christians, let's put away our CDs, our X-Boxes, our laptops.  Let's   
   go to the border and meet that evil caravan.     
      
   Let's turn them to bratwurst -- before they turn our God-given world into one   
   "Let only be fire."   
      
   You with me?  You with Neil?  You with Jesus?  Most importantly, you with   
   TRUMP?   
      
      
   Thought so.  Let's do it!   
      
   Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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