From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow geriatric jerkers of the Joystick, today's sermon is part wisdom and   
   part inquiry.  The wisdom I share is based on my observations of our wonderful   
   Ochre Executive, our Marigold Man in the White House.  Ya see fokes, it's   
   quite apparent from    
   his tweets - though their literacy and dignity has not drooped in the least -   
   that's he's growin frustrated.  Frustrated in all the fake stories promulgated   
   by the socialist cucks of CNN, who don't recognize that it is their   
   obligation, nay their HONOR    
   to say what he wants them to say, how he wants them to say it.  So they   
   question him, and sometimes even have the gall to mock him, and to cast   
   aspersions about his demeanor and conduct.  So he - like all of us Rush fans,   
   who recognize it as our    
   patriotic duty to slobber for this wonderful fan - is growin frustrated.  And   
   ANGRY.     
      
   So that's my wisdom.  My God-guided obsavashins.     
      
   Now the question.  What if he leaves?  Yes, what if Donald decides he's had it   
   with the lack of respect this arrogant communist CUCKS have for him, his sons,   
   and his former prostitute/current trophy-wife, packs his made-in Hong Kong   
   bags, and leaves to    
   return to what he does so well, buildin' more Trump Towa's?    
      
   Would fill his place?  Who would step into diminutive and malodourous shoes?    
   Not Pence; he is just too much of a faceless bland mouse.  He sucks a mean   
   dick, do but he's too much of a shadow.     
      
   So who should be the next US leader when Trump steps down, as Nixon did, not   
   in acknowledgement of any wrongdoing (of which there is none), but out of   
   disgust with the left-wing fake-news media?  Here are my Pastor Joe Mahoney's   
   picks (which I came up    
   with while chompin and burpin on an oozy, cheesy, russian dressing-laden   
   Reuben sangwidge -- BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!!!):   
      
      
   1. Vladimir Putin.     
   2. Kim Jong Un   
   3. the Saudi King   
      
   Vote up folks, it's your civil duty.  If you love and respect democracy and   
   freedom like Trump does, take your pick from the above men...and may death   
   reign over all who publish critical stories again him!   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religoous"  M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)