From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow Trump Toadying Trannies, when you give thanks today -- for livin' in   
   a country that's FINALLY becoming GREAT again afta the reckless, undignified,   
   illiterate trashiness of the Obama years; for X-boxes for the Ex-Tra Large;   
   for Bud Lite and Wal-   
   Mart; for Bears, Buddies and Brats -- don't forget, as you thank Jesus, don't   
   fergit to thank him for the Saudi's.  They our greatest Ally in Trump's   
   mission to make our country great again.  So let's pray for them and stand by   
   them and support them, no    
   matta Who they kill or what they do.  Folks, if God din't want them killin   
   Kashoggi, he wouldn't a let it happen.  Besides, oil prices are low.  And   
   that's what counts.  Plus the Saudi Arabia is simply a great country for us   
   Alt-Right Preppa's anyway.  A    
   RELIGIOUS country of fine swarthy-oily men.  Ya gotta love that.     
      
   Now here's a personal story about Saudi Arabia that will have you all fillin   
   yer fetid pants with Ranch Dressin...   
      
      
   A long time ago, before I found Jesus and God and Trump and the Alt-Right,   
   before my head was bald, sweaty and oozin with mayonnaise, before my beard was   
   fulla chunks o french frie, pork, sugary stuff and assorted uncertain sauces,   
   I considered gibbin    
   the ole Telly a break, and actually readin' a book!  I blush redder than usual   
   when I say that, but it's a sin to have secrets, unless you're the leada, so   
   now I can for one come out and admit it,  I once considered readin a book, and   
   tryin to develop    
   that hunka meat in my head that usta be a brane.     
      
   Anyway, so I enrolled in this community college course, where I thought I'd   
   meet kindred souls who might also be interested in activities that I now   
   recognize God doesn't approve of: reading, thinking, inquiring, learning, and   
   using that brain that    
   evolved over millions of years.  (Of course, as a Trump supporter, I NOW   
   understand that Darwin's a liar, as are all scientists.     
      
   Fokes, there IS no science other than Christian science.  It's the only REAL   
   science, what Jesus or God or the Holy Spurt say's.  But anyways...   
      
   Whoops!  My buddies just arribed, cases of Bud-Lite in tow.     
      
   I 'll finish my story later..   
      
   Joe "Spritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)