From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow joystick jockeying alt-right ID theorist preppers, we Rush fans are   
   known as a subservient lot, bowing scraping, and displaying our anuses to any   
   and all false authorities.  Lately -- say, ever since Trump registered as a   
   Republican and    
   pronounced himself a Born-Again Christian who loves all versions of the Holy   
   Testament equally -- we have been deeply infatuated with history's pre-eminent   
   moralist and small "d" democrat, Vladimir Putin.  What is it about him we are   
   so attracted to?   
      
   We adore his tendency to go about shirtless.  We love his eyes, beady little   
   orbs, which give him a sharklike appearance.  We like -- no, WORSHIP -- his   
   leadership qualities.  We consider him one of the great Christians of history,   
   perhaps a descendant    
   of Christ Himself!  And we regard him as a political theorist abnd lover of   
   democracy par excellance.  If works of political theory are still being   
   published in future generations, Putin will be included among de Tocqueville   
   and Montesquieu as one of the    
   great theorists and initiators of democratic government.  (But hopefully books   
   wwill be completely banned by then; and we will get all our news from a   
   Russian version of Fox News.  Heck, we're 3/4ths of the way there!)     
      
   But our love of Putin also stems from the fact that we know God is behind   
   him.  We know this from the serenity he exudes.  From his confident, shirtless   
   carriage.  From the look -- no, the absence of any look -- in those beady   
   black eyes.     
      
   But most of all, from the fact that his opponents DIE.  Think of Alexander   
   Litvinenko.  Now the CIA says Putin had him poisoned and killed.  Well, we   
   alt-right butt-buddy Rush fans SCOFF at the CIA!  They're a liberal   
   institution!  Just look at their    
   history.     
      
   No.  GOD killed Litvinenko -- and made it LOOK like poison.  He lieks to trick   
   people, like He did with all those "fossils" (just a test of our faith) and   
   things he hid in the backyard.  God killed that man because of his criticism   
   of Putin.  Ya see    
   fokes, God is sensitive, and he doesn't deal well with questions or critics;   
   it makes him upset, and he doesn't invite them to any family gatherings!  This   
   is GOD, and what GOD says goes.  And if you question anyone or anything, GOD   
   kills you.     
      
      
   My fellow geriatric joystick jockeys, let's all pray together, that God will   
   deal a similar fate to Robert Mueller because his book of lies comes out!    
   Afterwards, we'll guzzle case after case of Bud Lite, cook some brats, scream   
   some profanities, quote    
   some psalms, and play hide-the-sausage.     
      
   It's what Rush wants.   
      
   Joe "Spiritual not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)