From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow Joystick Jerkin' Butt-Boys, the liberal media conspiracy sometimes   
   plays dumb (even dumber than they really are, tee-hee), and asks how a   
   God-fearing, psalm-quoting, perpetually-praying Christian such as Donald Trump   
   can be so quick to embrace    
   and do business (and give blowjobs to, and receive sodomy from, and generally   
   serve as all-around butt-boy) with the likes of Vladimir Putin.  Putin, after   
   all, is a Russian, and a former head of the KGB at that.     
      
   With regard to the Russians, let me remind you that Trump successfully won the   
   Cold War between us and these people.  And what we've learned is that they are   
   much like us.  Why an inspiration to Rush no less than Sting once sung,   
   "Believe me when I say    
   to you/I hope the Russians love their children to."  And they do!  They love   
   them with all their hearts and souls, inculcating in them a gentle, humble,   
   holy quality as perfectly illustrated by Vladimir Putin himself.     
      
   And what of Putin's KGB background?  Now, the left-wing, wiboo, CNN-viewing   
   cucks talk as if there's something SINISTER about this amiable community.  But   
   that's just more FAKE NEWS.  In fact, the KGB is a Christian Organzation, much   
   like Rush and AMR.     
      
      
   Indeed, I, Pastor Joe Mahoney, am a Russian Scholar, having graduated with   
   onna's from Trump University.  And so I can say with great authority that the   
   Russian spelling of "Christ" is Krist.  And it around Krist that the KGB is   
   based.  The acronym    
   spells out, quite simply, "Krist Gives Blessings."     
      
   Far from sinister, the KGB is holy.  And I speak for all of us when I say that   
   I am proud to have, as US President, a man who takes it up the rear from the   
   KGB.     
      
   With each thrust of the KGB's crucifix, America is getting Great Again!   
      
   Joe "Spiritual not Religious" M.   
      
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