From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow Twidders of the Elite Wireless Controller, like many of you, afta a   
   nite of partyin with me fella alt-right Rush aficionado's, I offin wake up   
   cravin' a nice PIZZA.  So what's it gonna be this time, pepperoni, meatball,   
   sausage, or both -- PLUS    
   the addition of ham + bacon, making the wonderful MEAT LOVERS SPECIAL from   
   WalMart?  Yep.  I knew it.  That's your pick.     
      
   But sometimes, speakin as a LARGE, BALD and SWEATY sorta guy, even that's not   
   enough.  And I start to fantasize -- not about bein' Trump for once -- about   
   my DREAM PIZZA.     
      
   So what's on my DREAM PIZZA?  Well, quite a few things, actually.  Such as...   
      
   First, the conventional toppin's: pepperoni, meatball, sausages, bacon, ham,   
   hot-dogs, etc.  And then the REAL FUN begins:   
      
   A layer of Spam.   
   A layer of Mac'n'Cheese.   
   A layer of Taco Bell meat.   
   A layer of Sour Cream.   
   A layer of Cheez-Wiz.   
   A layer of Steak.   
   A layer of Tater-Tot's.   
   A layer of Meatloaf.   
   A layer of burga paddy.   
   A layer of Steak.   
   A layer of pork.   
   A layer of Nacho's.   
   A layer of chickum tenda's.   
   A layer of Bafflo Chickum.   
   A layer of poke fry rice.   
   A layer of spagetti-O's.   
   A layer of Cream Cheese.   
   A layer of bagel-bitz.   
   A layer of Nacho's.   
   A layer of Ranch Dressim.   
   A layer of chickum nuggetz.   
   A layer of gollick bread.   
   A layer of pull-poke.   
   A layer of potato chips.   
   An finely, a desert laya, such as a nice donut, delivered by a team of   
   super-hero's.   
      
   Wash it down with a case o' Bud Lite or Mountain Dew, and I'll be readdy...   
      
   Ta BURP!  And then commence with my X-box Heroism.   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)