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|    Joe Mahoney to All    |
|    The Color Of Alt-Right    |
|    03 Jan 19 08:20:59    |
      From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com              My fellow geriatric jerkers of the joystick; my kindred treasurers of the       Trumpian toadstool. Toady -- I meant to type "today," but then I realized       that "toady" is an apt description of ourselves in relation to Trump -- I'd       like, in this morning's        sermon to elucidate the meaning of another of Neil's not-so-scrutable lyrics,       "The Color of Right."              For right, after all, is something indwelling and immanent; it is not a       visible extrinsic feature. Or is it?               When we point -- whether with fingers or fists or dribbling fungoid phalluses       -- at President Trump (the most popular in our republic's history, he modestly       acknowledged yesterday) to remind ourselves once again that HE is right, is it       actually a COLOR        that identifies his virtue, his correctness, his veridicality?               Well, maybe so. And the color is sort of a pumpkinlike, mandarin, ochery --       hell, let's Cut to the Chase -- it's frikkin ORANGE. With a lighter hue       around the eyes, where he's less affected by the heavenly Tanning Beds.              We know that right sometimes comes, after a few sessions in the tanning salon,       in ORANGE.               But before that?                     Let's return to Neil's lyric for his divine insights:              "It's a hopeless situation" - meaning, no end to the Democrats' government       shut-down in sight.              "Lie awake for half the night" - Neil's aching for Michael, as Trump aches for       Putin, Kim Jong-Un, and the Saudi King, as we all ache for our pizza-smeared       buddy of choice.              "You're not sure what's going on here" - When TF will Mueller file his damn       report? It's a witch-hunt and all, all left wing liberal propaganda from that       lifelong conservative Republican. But what's IN the report, and WHEN the       frick is it coming out?              "But you're sure it isn't right" - meaning, with the gov't shutdown courtesy       of Schumer & Pelosi, and the distraction of Mueller, and the lack of funding       for THE WALL, Mexicans continue to creep in! And it isn't right!              "A quality of justice," Neil continues, referring to America's Greatness,       which will result only when THE WALL is established, requires "A quantity of       light."              Hmm. Light? So we know that the Color of Right, though sometimes with a       patina of orange, is LIGHT in color. Let's wobble our bulky bodies back to       the TV, turned perpetually to FOX News, for another gawk at our Stable       Genius. Why, beneath the orange,        isn't he rather pale?              Isn't he WHITE?              And there you have it, my congregation.              The Color of Right...is White.              Joe "Spirutual Not Religious" M.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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