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   Joe Mahoney to All   
   The Color Of Alt-Right   
   03 Jan 19 08:20:59   
   
   From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow geriatric jerkers of the joystick; my kindred treasurers of the   
   Trumpian toadstool.  Toady -- I meant to type "today," but then I realized   
   that "toady" is an apt description of ourselves in relation to Trump -- I'd   
   like, in this morning's    
   sermon to elucidate the meaning of another of Neil's not-so-scrutable lyrics,   
   "The Color of Right."   
      
   For right, after all, is something indwelling and immanent; it is not a   
   visible extrinsic feature.  Or is it?     
      
   When we point -- whether with fingers or fists or dribbling fungoid phalluses   
   -- at President Trump (the most popular in our republic's history, he modestly   
   acknowledged yesterday) to remind ourselves once again that HE is right, is it   
   actually a COLOR    
   that identifies his virtue, his correctness, his veridicality?     
      
   Well, maybe so.  And the color is sort of a pumpkinlike, mandarin, ochery --   
   hell, let's Cut to the Chase -- it's frikkin ORANGE.  With a lighter hue   
   around the eyes, where he's less affected by the heavenly Tanning Beds.   
      
   We know that right sometimes comes, after a few sessions in the tanning salon,   
   in ORANGE.     
      
   But before that?   
      
      
   Let's return to Neil's lyric for his divine insights:   
      
   "It's a hopeless situation" - meaning, no end to the Democrats' government   
   shut-down in sight.   
      
   "Lie awake for half the night" - Neil's aching for Michael, as Trump aches for   
   Putin, Kim Jong-Un, and the Saudi King, as we all ache for our pizza-smeared   
   buddy of choice.   
      
   "You're not sure what's going on here" - When TF will Mueller file his damn   
   report?  It's a witch-hunt and all, all left wing liberal propaganda from that   
   lifelong conservative Republican.  But what's IN the report, and WHEN the   
   frick is it coming out?   
      
   "But you're sure it isn't right" - meaning, with the gov't shutdown courtesy   
   of Schumer & Pelosi, and the distraction of Mueller, and the lack of funding   
   for THE WALL, Mexicans continue to creep in!  And it isn't right!   
      
   "A quality of justice," Neil continues, referring to America's Greatness,   
   which will result only when THE WALL is established, requires "A quantity of   
   light."   
      
   Hmm.  Light?  So we know that the Color of Right, though sometimes with a   
   patina of orange, is LIGHT in color.  Let's wobble our bulky bodies back to   
   the TV, turned perpetually to FOX News, for another gawk at our Stable   
   Genius.  Why, beneath the orange,    
   isn't he rather pale?   
      
   Isn't he WHITE?   
      
   And there you have it, my congregation.   
      
   The Color of Right...is White.   
      
   Joe "Spirutual Not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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