From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My many munchers of the mango mushroom, how ya doin' it?  How ya   
   preperratin'?  No, not for Armageddon (this time), but the GAME?     
      
   Go PATS! GO PATS! GO PATS! GO!   
      
   Tom Brady.  Tight-End Gronk!  Sweat, feces, fellatio and sodomy!     
      
   GO PATS! GO PATS! gO PATS! GO PATS!   
      
   Well, I, your beloved Pastor Joe, will tellsya how I'm a doin it.  First, off,   
   I invited ALL my BUTTIES.  And I got lotsa em (every one of them   
   spiritual-not-religious)!  So you know what THAT means.  Aside from revving up   
   my rectum to readiness, I gotta    
   odor some FOO.  LOTSA FOO.  Cuz we're BIG, we're BEARS, we're BALT, and WE   
   LIKE TA EET!   
      
   So first on my list, BUD LITE.  4 CASES, and 3 mini kegs.  Also a case o MILLA   
   LITE fer vareyety.  That takes caya o the bebridge facta.   
      
   Next up, APPRETISA'S.  CHEESE.  CHIPS (ruffles, tostitos, ruffels, popchips,   
   ruffels flavid wit sowa CREAM (mmmm) AND unyims.  Doritos - again, sowa creem   
   (YUMMM) an unyim.     
      
   Dips: Cheese, Sowa Cum, Bean, Beef, pimentro cheeze, cheese-wiz, kool-whip   
   (snap! ouch!) bean an bufflow sots.     
      
   No saltza or gwacko-mollie; they're illegal from Mexico.   
      
   NEXT UP: THE MANE COURSES.  Hot dogs.  Osca Maya, Ball Pock, Nathins, Farmor   
   John, Hillshya Foms, and BAR S.   
      
   Next up: Potatoe Skins.  From Wall-Mats.   
      
   Next Up: Chicken Wings.  Also Wal Mots, with extra sowa creem dips fer dem.     
      
   Next up, I go ethnic.  Chinese, with some eggroles.  From WalMotts,   
      
   Next Up: Pizza.  DiGiornos meat special.  Tombstone pepparoni.  Red Baron   
   Pepparonis.Rising Crust: pepparoni.   
      
   Next up: Brats.  Fokes, I got a TON o these, practically cleered WalMarts   
   out.  But I can't list them all cuz MY BUDDIES IS ARRIBIN!  AND THEY LOOK   
   HUNGRY! AND SWEATY.   
      
   Only thing I need is like ten dozen donuts deliba'd by a SUPERHERO.  ANYONE   
   GOT ANY ID'S??   
      
   jOE "Large and in charge" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)