From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My tremendous tasters of the tangerine toadstool, it has occurred to me,   
   Pastor Joe Mahoney, that I too would like a towering structure built in my   
   onna, much as our Great Leada and insprachim to Rush has in the Trump Towa's.     
      
   It's gonna be called the Mahoney Monument, and it's gonna jut up or protrude   
   like an enormous phallus.  It would be cool also if it ejected or at least   
   dribbled a viscous off-white goo of some sort, mebbe whip cream or Cheez-Whiz.   
      
   And inside, I will present to alla you congregants my sermons indicaterin   
   Rush's devotion to Ayn Rand, the Alt-Right, ID Science, Christiam Science,   
   Spiritual Not Religious philosophies, and aftawids will be the feasts of brats   
   pizzas donuts (deliba'd by    
   a Super-hero) and bud-Lite.  Every meal will conclude with burpin conests,   
   followed by Bear Fests in the basement.   
      
   Enormous custom-built Wheel-Chaya's, dispensin Mountain Dew and Ben & Jerry's,   
   will be on hand fer those who us who eat ourselves (and refuse all exercise   
   and physical actibitee in genral) to the point where our skeltons collapse.   
      
   Large and in Charge,   
      
   Spiritual Not Religious   
      
   Pasta Joe M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)