From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My many munchers of the mango morel, when I, Pastor Joe Mahoney of AMR,   
   learned that the Central Intelligence Agency of these United States of America   
   concluded that the Saudi Prince is responsible for the death of American   
   journalist Jamal Kashoggi -- I    
   became suspicious.  Suspicious of the CIA.  Ya see fokes, as a true   
   conservative and longtime (we're talkin YEARS, like 2 or 3) resgistered   
   Republican, I TRUST the Saudi Prince.  And he says he didn't do it.  Doesn't   
   know a thing about it.     
      
   I trust him.  And, as a true lover of America and its institutions, I distrust   
   the CIA.  I don't believe 'em.   
      
   There's a lot of things we'll never know in life, like everything that isn't   
   explained in my favorite book -- the only book anyone should ever read --, the   
   Bible.  Everything else is uncertain.  Who knows for sure?  But I TRUST the   
   Saudi Prince.  I have    
   faith in him.   
      
   There's two other people, that as a patriotic American, I have total trust in.   
      
   Vladimir Putin.  George Bush used his x-ray, microscopic vision to see into   
   his soul.  And he saw a fellow Christian and a good man.   
      
   My fellow fellaters of the florid fungus, I too see a good man -- no, a GREAT   
   MAN -- in Vladmimir Putin.  He wants what's best for me and for America.  Just   
   as he wanted what was best for Alexander Litvinenko.  He never poisoned him!    
   He tried to SAVE    
   him.  Just as Hitler never harmed the Jews.  My friends, he wanted to HELP   
   them.  And you can't question what I'm saying.  'Cause I'm your pastor.   
      
   My toadstool tasting toadies, I also demand that if you love America, and are   
   also a diehard conservative Republican, you must also trust Kim Jong Un.    
   Trust not just in his physical handsomeness (who wouldn't take it up the rear   
   from KJU?), but in his    
   word.  My friends, the man plays on an XBox.  If that's not maturity I don't   
   know what is.  And when he says he won't do any more nuclear testing, I TRUST   
   HIM.   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" M.     
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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