From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow fellaters of the florid fungus, my many munchers of the mango   
   morel.  There are few things Neil Peart enjoys more, now that he's retarded,   
   than plopping on the ole couch, gobbin' down some buttery popcorn (heated in   
   his beloved microwave, which    
   duly reeked out the kitchen for anyone who don't like the wonderful stench of   
   butta), crackin open some ole sodie-pop, and gapin' at some acta's.  But who   
   are Neil's FAVRIT acta's, that's the million dolla question.  So here we go:   
      
   Tom Cruise.  Cuz he's one a us, wink-wink.  Very spiritual (Scientology in his   
   case, though we tend to ge by Frank Buchman [also one of us] and his   
   "Spiritual not religious philosophy.)   
      
   John Travolta.  Same as above.  Foke's, Ole Jon-Boy was photographed by   
   memba's of the socialist liberal media conspiracy KISSING his pilot (who   
   needless to say was male), a big drooly sloppy open mouth, tun-lickin kiss   
   that looked almost like Travoltie    
   was suckerin the guy's dick.  And what did John's "wife" (heh-heh, seprit beds   
   wife) say in explanation?  "The man was John's PILOT, for goodness' sake!"    
   Good point, who hung among us ain't slobbered all ova the face of his male   
   PILOT?!?   
      
      
   Brad Pitt.  Same as above.   
      
   Woody Harrelson.  Cuz he travels to Thailand and refuses to touch the local   
   cuisine or bevridges, only eating raw mangoes.  And hopefully some of the   
   young boy prostertutes.  But Neil loves WH because he's good at playerin   
   retottid people who talk wit    
   their mouf's full.  NEIL LOVES RETOTTIT PEOPLE FOKES!!  cUZ THEIR A GIFT FROM   
   got.  As Sarah Palin, one of the few woman's worth lissenin to said, "The   
   World doesn't need fewer Trigs; the world needs MORE Trigs!"  And Trigs =   
   rettotit peoplers.   
      
   Colin Campbell.  Cuz he played Colonel Fitts in American Beauty -- the   
   ultimate father, who watches military men, beats his son in the name of   
   discipline, makes him take drug tests, and does all this in the name of   
   discipline.  Meanwhile, the whole time,    
   all he really wants is to suck his male neighbr's PENIS.  Now that's the   
   ultimate American DAD fokes.  Discipline and Jesus!     
      
   Joe "Spiritual not religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)