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   Joe Mahoney to Joe Mahoney   
   Re: Wondrin' What Our Dreems Might Be Wo   
   01 Mar 19 08:37:13   
   
   From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   On Friday, March 1, 2019 at 10:23:11 AM UTC-5, Joe Mahoney wrote:   
   > My plentiful praisers of the pumpkin puffball, today's sermon concerns a   
   theme that our favorite ID-Theorist Drumma often returns to:  that of DREAMS.    
   It's in so many songs:   "Subdivisions," "Limelight," "Middletown Dreams."     
   >    
   > But there's a dark side to dreams, Neil keeps in mind.  "La Villa   
   Strangiato" is based on recurring nightmares of Alex that he is in a strange,   
   dirty, crime-ridden, dogshit-laden Latin country:  Mexico.     
   >    
   > But for now, in the wake of Trump's spectacular meeting with his fellow   
   lover of American Democracy, Kim Jong, let's focus on the positive.  On the   
   SWEET side of dreams.     
   >    
   > Why, just last night I Pastor Joe Mahoney had the most wonderful dream of my   
   life:  That I was being continuously sodomized and Bukkaked by Vladimir Putin   
   (his shirt off; his eyes black) the Saudi Prince (oily, bearded, and berobed),   
   and Kim Jong Un (   
   pudgy, sweaty, and his joystick in his other hand).  I dreamed, in other   
   words, that I was Donald Trump.   
   >    
   >    
   > Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   This wondaful sermon got me wondrin:  Where would I be today iffa not fer my   
   DREAMS?  Why, I'd never of become Pastor of AMR, for one thing.  I'd neva be   
   the expit in Creation Science and ID Theory that I am.   
      
   I'd probly be some cuck, readin' books and watchin' CNN and bleavin' it.     
      
   I'd prolly be drinkin one a them COLORED beers made by farners.  Colored BLACK   
   like nigga's.  Or BROWN like Mexicans.  Or RED like injuns who we witb God's   
   help wiped out.   
      
   Instead, I read no books otha than the Bible; I only watch Fox News with its   
   Macho anka-men; and I only drink Bud Lite (cept for the casional Coors), YELLA   
   like trump's haya.   
      
   Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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