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|    Joe Mahoney to Joe Mahoney    |
|    Re: Wondrin' What Our Dreems Might Be Wo    |
|    01 Mar 19 08:37:13    |
      From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com              On Friday, March 1, 2019 at 10:23:11 AM UTC-5, Joe Mahoney wrote:       > My plentiful praisers of the pumpkin puffball, today's sermon concerns a       theme that our favorite ID-Theorist Drumma often returns to: that of DREAMS.        It's in so many songs: "Subdivisions," "Limelight," "Middletown Dreams."        >        > But there's a dark side to dreams, Neil keeps in mind. "La Villa       Strangiato" is based on recurring nightmares of Alex that he is in a strange,       dirty, crime-ridden, dogshit-laden Latin country: Mexico.        >        > But for now, in the wake of Trump's spectacular meeting with his fellow       lover of American Democracy, Kim Jong, let's focus on the positive. On the       SWEET side of dreams.        >        > Why, just last night I Pastor Joe Mahoney had the most wonderful dream of my       life: That I was being continuously sodomized and Bukkaked by Vladimir Putin       (his shirt off; his eyes black) the Saudi Prince (oily, bearded, and berobed),       and Kim Jong Un (       pudgy, sweaty, and his joystick in his other hand). I dreamed, in other       words, that I was Donald Trump.       >        >        > Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.              This wondaful sermon got me wondrin: Where would I be today iffa not fer my       DREAMS? Why, I'd never of become Pastor of AMR, for one thing. I'd neva be       the expit in Creation Science and ID Theory that I am.              I'd probly be some cuck, readin' books and watchin' CNN and bleavin' it.               I'd prolly be drinkin one a them COLORED beers made by farners. Colored BLACK       like nigga's. Or BROWN like Mexicans. Or RED like injuns who we witb God's       help wiped out.              Instead, I read no books otha than the Bible; I only watch Fox News with its       Macho anka-men; and I only drink Bud Lite (cept for the casional Coors), YELLA       like trump's haya.              Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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