From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My profuse praisers of thw pumpkin puffball, my sundry swallowers of the   
   salmon spunk.     
      
   Today, them left-wing socialist cuck media conspirators on CNN and MSNBC are   
   reporting, in between all the Fake News about history's greatest president,   
   that today is National Woman's Day.  When I heard that, I practically vomited   
   up my mornin' table-   
   sized pepproni pizza with sides of gollick bret freedom fries and Mountain   
   Dew, followed by a dessert of donuts delivered by a super-hero (Bat-Man, of   
   course, who admits he is "more than friends" with Robin).     
      
   Woman's day?  Say's WHO?  My calenda don't say it.  The Bible don't say it.    
   Jesus din't say it.  God din't say it.  Even PUTIN din't say it.  Therefo it's   
   FAKE NEWS, like everything else those cuck's state.     
      
   My fellow fellaters of the florid fungus, today it's MAN's DAY.  So let's   
   celebrate properly.  Let's guzzle Bud Lite and belch like beasts!  Let's roar   
   like rabid BAYA's and crash through the woot's.  Let's get ourselves some GRUB   
   and wax each otha's    
   bald heads till mayonnaise squirts out.     
      
   Say, didja ebba notice how the word "man" is contained in my name "MAhoNey"?    
   If that's ain't a message from Jesus, I ain't know what is.   
      
   Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)