From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My manifold masticators of the mango morel, we achieved a triumph this week   
   when Mueller admitted, humbly, that Trump and Putin were just friends - not   
   collusionists.  WE knew it all along, of course.  But out enemies -- wibwoos,   
   socialists, CNN-watchers,   
    cucks, woman-lovers, book readers, Marksists, and so on -- they doubted the   
   accuracy of our apricot autocrat.  Well, suffice it to say, that they have all   
   been silenced.  And most of them are now submissively making their way to OUR   
   side.  To supporting    
   our President -- indisputably the most popular in the history of the Repubic,   
   his own infallible admission -- in every policy, in every utterance, in every   
   behavior, in every mannerism.   
      
   They are also purchasing their first X-boxes, eating more pizza, firing up   
   their microwaves, guzzling Bud Lite (instead a that colored Communist stuff   
   made with suxpitcous ingredients like barley -- which prolly comes from   
   Mexico, hence the brown culla),    
   belching vociferously, and defecating in their pants.  Amen to that!   
      
   But some skeptics linger in the evil, heretical, skeptical, God-doubting,   
   Hell-headd field known as "science."  You know, those cucks who believe we was   
   monkeys (I never was; was you?) and climate is changing (it ain't), and in   
   other BS such as health    
   and fitness.   
      
   And much of this comes, I must say, from that long-deceased companion to Satan   
   knowed as DARWAN.   
      
   What was so great about this DARWAN?  Well, nuthin.  But they think he was   
   great cuz he went to some "island" (so the frick what?!? islands suck and   
   theyre inhabited by brown-skinned head-huntas who kneel not before God and   
   prietss but before Totem Poles    
   (a practice Neil appropriately reviled), and are closely related to Mexicans.   
      
   So DARWAN went to this island, and looked at BIRDS.  You hurt me, BIRDS.  And   
   he said this, because they got this spikey part called a BEAK, and some of   
   these are DIFFERENT.   
      
   BULLSH*T!  They look the same to me.  How about you, my fellow fellatoers of   
   the florid fungus?  Any o you toadies with DARWAN?  I thought not.   
      
   So there ya have it:  DARWAN LIED.  And his theory (it was never anything mo   
   than that) is a LIE.     
      
   Joe "Spiritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   PS:  I think them birds is really just big BUGG's, an we should go out and   
   squatch them all.  Care ta join me?   
      
   Nuff said   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)