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|    Joe Mahoney to All    |
|    Rush Rumors and Updates 5/15/2019    |
|    15 May 19 08:29:01    |
      From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com              My fellow fellators of the florid fungus, I heard today from a high-ranking       source in the Rush Camp that new remixes of ALL of Rush's albums (i.e., with       Trump speeches and soundbites replacing all of those annoying, self-indulgent       "band solos") are well        underway. Trump reminds us that "Lots of Wall" have already, secretly, been       built; now, I, Pastor Joe Mahoney, Masticator of the Magnificient Mango Morel,       state that the new Trumptastic remixes are underway.              Additionally, my source says that while Neil continues to scrutinize the       Mexican Border from behind his Iron Gated Compound, Bud Lite in one hand and       "riding partner" Michael's phallus in the other, Neil is also considering a       concept album about his        loathing for Bill Clinton due to Clinton's love of woman and pussy.               My friends, that Bill Clinton just ain't one of *us* (wink-wink). And that's       why we alt-right, Bible-thumping, abortion-opposing, ID-theorizing Rush fans       LOATHE him. Anyone who likes women is an enemy of the alt-right.              Nuff Said,              Joe "Large and in Chargem" Spiritual Not Religious" M.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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