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   Joe Mahoney to All   
   Quietly Pence-ive   
   13 Apr 19 09:17:42   
   
   From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow fellaters of the florid fungus, is there anyone, aside from our   
   Biblical Scholar President, more admired by Neil Peart than Mike Pence?    
   First, Pence has the same name as Neil's "riding partner" (heh heh), which   
   immediately ingratiates him to    
   Neil.  Second, while Pence treats his own loved ones (which include no   
   atheists or thinkers) to the finest modern medicine, he promotes Faith Healing   
   for the public in general.  Neil Peart, as we know, has long used his lyrics   
   to promote faith healing    
   because he KNOWS, and has FAITH, of its efficacy.  Lastly, Pence is a big   
   public opponent of homosexuality -- while in private, there is nothing he   
   likes better than taking it up the rear from his master's mango mushroom!     
      
   What do you call that?  I call it rigorous honesty!   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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