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|    Rob to Joe Mahoney    |
|    Re: Rush Rumors and Updates 5/15/2019    |
|    15 May 19 13:06:13    |
      From: artisanwoodworkslo@gmail.com              On Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 8:29:03 AM UTC-7, Joe Mahoney wrote:       > My fellow fellators of the florid fungus, I heard today from a high-ranking       source in the Rush Camp that new remixes of ALL of Rush's albums (i.e., with       Trump speeches and soundbites replacing all of those annoying, self-indulgent       "band solos") are        well underway. Trump reminds us that "Lots of Wall" have already, secretly,       been built; now, I, Pastor Joe Mahoney, Masticator of the Magnificient Mango       Morel, state that the new Trumptastic remixes are underway.       >        > Additionally, my source says that while Neil continues to scrutinize the       Mexican Border from behind his Iron Gated Compound, Bud Lite in one hand and       "riding partner" Michael's phallus in the other, Neil is also considering a       concept album about his        loathing for Bill Clinton due to Clinton's love of woman and pussy.        >        > My friends, that Bill Clinton just ain't one of *us* (wink-wink). And       that's why we alt-right, Bible-thumping, abortion-opposing, ID-theorizing Rush       fans LOATHE him. Anyone who likes women is an enemy of the alt-right.       >        > Nuff Said,       >        > Joe "Large and in Chargem" Spiritual Not Religious" M.              You really need to be medicated, institutionalized, and soundly beaten with a       medium sized Halibut              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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