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   Message 1,252 of 1,606   
   Rob to Joe Mahoney   
   Re: Rush Rumors and Updates 5/15/2019   
   15 May 19 13:06:13   
   
   From: artisanwoodworkslo@gmail.com   
      
   On Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 8:29:03 AM UTC-7, Joe Mahoney wrote:   
   > My fellow fellators of the florid fungus, I heard today from a high-ranking   
   source in the Rush Camp that new remixes of ALL of Rush's albums (i.e., with   
   Trump speeches and soundbites replacing all of those annoying, self-indulgent   
   "band solos") are    
   well underway.  Trump reminds us that "Lots of Wall" have already, secretly,   
   been built; now, I, Pastor Joe Mahoney, Masticator of the Magnificient Mango   
   Morel, state that the new Trumptastic remixes are underway.   
   >    
   > Additionally, my source says that while Neil continues to scrutinize the   
   Mexican Border from behind his Iron Gated Compound, Bud Lite in one hand and   
   "riding partner" Michael's phallus in the other, Neil is also considering a   
   concept album about his    
   loathing for Bill Clinton due to Clinton's love of woman and pussy.    
   >    
   > My friends, that Bill Clinton just ain't one of *us* (wink-wink).  And   
   that's why we alt-right, Bible-thumping, abortion-opposing, ID-theorizing Rush   
   fans LOATHE him.  Anyone who likes women is an enemy of the alt-right.   
   >    
   > Nuff Said,   
   >    
   > Joe "Large and in Chargem" Spiritual Not Religious" M.   
      
   You really need to be medicated, institutionalized, and soundly beaten with a   
   medium sized Halibut   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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